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Post by ArcticThunder on Mar 8, 2015 0:13:08 GMT -5
*I look at the audience, a few of them laugh*
Heh.
...the Secret Service agent stuck in a bathroom in Colombia because his entourage took him to a local restaurant that spices their food to the sky.
*audience erupts in laughter, gasps, screams in shock*
Eleven Secret Service agents had a terrific night, the other a long and miserable week.
*more laughter, several audience members whistle, others throw wads of gum wrappers at my square*
I'll be point blank with you, Matt, I'm not familiar in this area. I could imagine what you could be, but I'd think you would be an oyster.
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Post by mringgenberg on Mar 8, 2015 0:16:14 GMT -5
I disagree
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Post by LeafApollo on Mar 8, 2015 9:47:29 GMT -5
You'd be drunk, actually. *audience laughs loudly* X gets the square.  James, your move. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 13:14:44 GMT -5
Kevin Kolsen to block
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Post by LeafApollo on Mar 9, 2015 10:07:04 GMT -5
(applause)  Alrighty then. Kevin... Approximately 40 million of what are consumed each year? |
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Post by koopakid17 on Mar 9, 2015 11:23:17 GMT -5
Tax dollars.
*laughter*
No, I know a lot of people like them so I'll say hot dogs.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2015 14:13:53 GMT -5
I disagree
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Post by LeafApollo on Mar 9, 2015 19:11:59 GMT -5
Bananas, actually. Circle gets the square.  Matt, go ahead... |
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Post by mringgenberg on Mar 9, 2015 19:44:37 GMT -5
Doug Morris for the win.
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Post by LeafApollo on Mar 9, 2015 19:52:56 GMT -5
(applause)  This could determine the match. Doug, here's the question... What country's women are most likely to have sex--*men in the audience laugh loudly, some whistle*Please, let me finish reading this here...What country's women are most likely to have sex on a first date? *audience screams, some in laughter, some in disgust* |
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 9, 2015 20:09:56 GMT -5
Gilbert Gottfried: This ought to be good.
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Post by koopakid17 on Mar 9, 2015 20:27:28 GMT -5
Oh, I can't wait for this.
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Post by ArcticThunder on Mar 9, 2015 21:52:18 GMT -5
*applauds with joy in my eyes*
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Mar 9, 2015 21:59:40 GMT -5
*gets on the phone and contacts the NGA people to submit the question for nomination as funniest moment*
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 11, 2015 7:37:03 GMT -5
And here I am trying to think of something that won't get us thrown off the air.
(scattered laughter)
I'll simply say it's gotta be somewhere in Asia. I'm saying that somewhere is -- The Philippines.
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Post by mringgenberg on Mar 11, 2015 8:10:16 GMT -5
I agree
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Post by LeafApollo on Mar 11, 2015 10:04:45 GMT -5
With a percentage of 13%, the country whose women are most likely to have sex on a first date is.... ...Australia. *audience gasps* Yep, the Aussie girls are the ones. Circle gets the square.  James, you're still in this. Go ahead... |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2015 11:01:33 GMT -5
Gameboy2000 to win!
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Post by LeafApollo on Mar 11, 2015 19:06:28 GMT -5
And to think we haven't heard a peep from him the whole show!! (applause)  Gameboy2000 from Card Sharks! Alright, Mr. G.... What cartoon character's original name was Jasper? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2015 3:20:11 GMT -5
(watches this on the TV)
*talking in the tape recorder* Note to self: Move to Australia.  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2015 3:38:01 GMT -5
Asian women aren't too bad either
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Post by gameboy2000 on Mar 12, 2015 11:41:17 GMT -5
It was Tom Cat.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2015 14:58:49 GMT -5
I agree
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Post by LeafApollo on Mar 15, 2015 18:53:29 GMT -5
Tom cat it was! Circle gets the square and the match! (applause)   James, you really did fantastic today. $2,000 from the main game makes you the champ! (more applause) Matt, you played well, but you'll be leaving us with $1000 and the Secret square stash worth over $10,000. (applause) James, you'll play for a bonus prize after this... (fade to commercial) |
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Post by LeafApollo on Mar 16, 2015 13:31:11 GMT -5
(fade in) Welcome back! James, time for to win a bonus prize, each star has one. Some may have $5000, or maybe $7500. And then we have the big prizes like these... (SECRET SQUARE THEME PLAYS) SS: There's a check for $10,000 and a Hawaiian vacation worth over $12,000!Me: Or, perhaps a car!  SS: The 2015 Ford Fiesta! This compact sedan comes with standard equipment, 4 speed automatic transmission, and paint & fabric protection! This car is worth $14,100! Me: Alright James, pick a star...  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 13:34:39 GMT -5
My good friend Bill McDee
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Post by billmcdee on Mar 17, 2015 3:45:43 GMT -5
I hope I have the prize you want James!
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 26, 2015 20:17:26 GMT -5
Is this show still on the air?
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Post by billmcdee on Mar 27, 2015 14:20:29 GMT -5
I hope so...I've been holding this bonus envelope for over a week and boy are my hands tired  |
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Post by LeafApollo on Mar 27, 2015 23:40:09 GMT -5
(Sorry about the late update... lot of stuff getting in the way) (applause)  Alright Bill, what's in the envelope? (Bill Opens the envelope) $10,000 The Ten K! Alright James, let's try to put that into your pocket. Bill...30% of people quit this job in USA each year - what job is it?
Waiter
School Bus Driver
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