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Post by pathfinder20 on Apr 26, 2020 10:50:01 GMT -5
I choose A please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 26, 2020 20:07:58 GMT -5
(grabs A) Going with A. New game starts. So, all the stars, obviously, play this. Al said, "My wife is such a terrible cook..." Audience: (nowhere near together) How terrible was she? Sheesh, we relocated for that? (scattered laughter from crowd) As I was saying... Al said, "My wife is such a terrible cook. She managed to make BLANK flambé." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 27, 2020 11:57:57 GMT -5
Okay, the stars really are ready. Kourtney, here's the question again. Al said, "My wife is such a terrible cook. She managed to make BLANK flambé." |
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Post by pathfinder20 on Apr 27, 2020 14:52:29 GMT -5
Burnt? 😬
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 27, 2020 19:49:20 GMT -5
(audience groans and boos)Doug: Burnt flambé, eh? That answer is courtesy of The Department of Redundancy Department. (audience laughs)Doug: We'll check answers starting with Kevin. Kevin: All she had to do was turn on the stove to make (card) water flambé! (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: That's more like it. Bill? Bill: Since flambe means "on fire", the only logical answer I could think of was (buzz) (more cheers) Doug: Get the idea now, Kourtney? We're looking for food where it's pretty hard to burn to begin with. To Matt now. Matt: Well, if she’s a terrible cook, she... (ding; audience applause)Doug: I don't believe it! Doug: Kourtney, that's probably the luckiest $100 you'll ever win. Let's resume comparing answers after I repeat the question for anyone tuning in wondering what the heck's going on. Al said, "My wife is such a terrible cook. She managed to make BLANK flambé."Doug: Kourtney said "burnt" and somehow got on the scoreboard. Tony, what say ye? Tony: I think his wife had one catnip too many. (card) (buzz) (scattered groans) Doug: Help control the pet population -- but for the love of God, don't do that! (audience laughs) Steve, get us out of this, please. Steve: She’s been taking lessons from Homer Simpson. (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: That was my answer. Last chance for a redundant burnt offering from Jon. Jon: You’d have to be really bad to make (card) eggs flambé. (buzz) (more cheers) Doug: You're expecting me to crack a joke here? (audience groans)Doug: Well -- you're on the board with $100. Mark, your question's coming up.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 27, 2020 20:01:24 GMT -5
(grabs B) Once again, all the stars play. And, audience, here's a chance to redeem yourselves. Nerdocrumbesia is one sleazy country.
HOW SLEAZY IS IT!?!!?
The obverse of their one dollar coin features the profile of BLANK. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 28, 2020 13:56:56 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Bill's PM answer... |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 28, 2020 19:24:30 GMT -5
And they're ready. Mark, here's the question again. Nerdocrumbesia is one sleazy country. The obverse of their one dollar coin features the profile of BLANK. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 28, 2020 20:02:29 GMT -5
Donald Trump
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 29, 2020 6:54:49 GMT -5
(scattered cheers) Doug: (trying to impersonate POTUS) Numismatics is yooge. (scattered laughter) Doug: (trying to impersonate POTUS) Numismatics is an eleventy billon dollah a yeah industry in Nerdocrumbesia. (more laughter from crowd) Doug: With that, let's see if anyone over there thought of the incumbent here -- starting with Kevin. Kevin: Can anyone find Nerdocrumbesia on a map? I don't think this person can but he is on my card: (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: He is the attorney of an actress of certain renown. Bill? Bill: I'll say (card) the bare back side of the King of Nerdocrumbesia! (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: That might make more sense if that were on the *tails* side of the coin. (scattered laughter) Let's get Matt's answer now. Matt: I went with... (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: *That* would be the aforementioned actress of renown. Mark, in some respect, we're close but not close enough. Question again... Nerdocrumbesia is one sleazy country. The obverse of their one dollar coin features the profile of BLANK.Doug: Mark said President Trump -- and let's resume the comparison of answers with Tony. Tony: The one mayor I'll be voting for... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Stormy again. I doubt this would happen but if Stormy Daniels married Carl Weathers, would that make her...? (scattered groans) Nevermind. Steve? Steve: This is Nerdocrombesia...not the United States. Much as I’d love to put Trump, we need someone sleazier... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Stormy -- adult film actress -- sleaze -- seems to be the definitive answer. Jon, bring this round home, please. Jon: Can’t get much sleazier than President (BLEEP!) Grabber... (ding; audience applause)Kevin: Other countries have him on money! Who knew? Doug: Indeed, who knew? Doug: Just when it looked like a strikeout, we've got a tie ballgame at $100. Round 2 of Match Game starts -- when you come back. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 29, 2020 11:00:37 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 29, 2020 19:04:30 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Nice to know the "applause" lights work here. (audience laughs and applauds)(Doug pushes button revealing Round 2 questions) If you're just joining us, we're invading the shared territory of Hip Hop Squares and Nashville Squares -- which you'll see for yourself shortly. But first, someone needs to pick a question with the score tied. Since Kourtney started Round 1, Mark, we'll let you start Round 2 by selection Question A or Question B.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 29, 2020 19:56:30 GMT -5
A please
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 29, 2020 21:25:41 GMT -5
(grabs A) Going with A and that means... ...Jon, you'll sit this one out. Everyone else respond to this -- as the audience gets to play along with the reading of the question again. Weird Willie is so weird...
HOW WEIRD IS HE?!?!!?
...when he changed the oil on his car, he replaced the motor oil with BLANK oil. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 29, 2020 22:48:55 GMT -5
I wonder what Bob Saget would have to say since Steve and Hunter had to demolish and renovate the entire set?
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 30, 2020 9:53:10 GMT -5
No comment huh?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 30, 2020 12:19:11 GMT -5
Bob might be in awe of the -- full house. (scattered groans from crowd) Okie doke, they're ready. Mark, question again. Weird Willie is so weird, when he changed the oil on his car, he replaced the motor oil with BLANK oil.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 30, 2020 12:43:45 GMT -5
Olive oil
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 30, 2020 18:39:50 GMT -5
(scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Any oil that you really don't want to put in a car oughta work. Let's see if olive oil starts working with Kevin. Kevin: Maybe he wanted to go Greek... the other Greek... (ding; audience applause)Doug: Hey now. $200 in total just like that. Bill, do you make it 300? Bill: As he was sleazy, he used what he peddles... (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Weird Willie's also from Nerdocrumbesia? Who knew? Matt, what say ye? Matt: I had a lot of choices for this one, but I went with (buzz) (scattered applause from crowd) Doug: Peanut oil from Matt -- but we're still looking for olive oil. Weird Willie is so weird, when he changed the oil on his car, he replaced the motor oil with BLANK oil.Doug: Let's resume the answers with Tony. Tony: Now you're cooking with gas. (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: They'll appreciate the pub no matter how they get it. And let's wrap up this half of the round with Steve. Steve: That poor cobra... (buzz) (scattered applause from crowd) Doug: Another snake... Doug: ...but one unit of olive oil gives Mark the lead -- with Kourtney coming up to bat.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 30, 2020 18:48:22 GMT -5
(grabs B) And much like Mark, Kourtney, you'll have the services of five stars... ...Matt, you'll chillax since you match Kourtney earlier. For everyone else, the question. Chris Harrison said, "I can't believe it. The next season of 'The Bachelor' will have a 'Star Wars' theme. On the first show, R2-D2 is going out on the town with BLANK". (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on May 1, 2020 11:34:47 GMT -5
Kevin has 8 hours to PM his answer... |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 1, 2020 14:30:17 GMT -5
Kevin's ready -- as is the rest. Kourtney, question again. Chris Harrison said, "I can't believe it. The next season of 'The Bachelor' will have a 'Star Wars' theme. On the first show, R2-D2 is going out on the town with BLANK". |
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Post by pathfinder20 on May 1, 2020 22:56:01 GMT -5
Princess Leia?
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Post by tmann3x on May 1, 2020 23:20:35 GMT -5
GILBERT GOTTFRIED: YOU FOOL!!!!
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Post by pathfinder20 on May 1, 2020 23:25:58 GMT -5
I had a feeling that would come.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 2, 2020 10:37:32 GMT -5
Doug: Well, it's unlikely you'll match Tony. But let's see if you get a match from Kevin. Kevin: R2-D2 wants to go classic, but I don't know if she'd qualify as a cougar: (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Hmm -- I saw Lindsay Wagner on TV a few months ago. She looks fantastic. Either a cougar or a term I can't use on the air. (scattered laughter from crowd) I'll share my answer at the next break. Bill? Bill: First thing that occurred to me was... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Would Siri understand R2-D2? Language barrier after all. Chris Harrison said, "I can't believe it. The next season of 'The Bachelor' will have a 'Star Wars' theme. On the first show, R2-D2 is going out on the town with BLANK".Doug: Kevin said Princess Leia. Tony, what say ye? Tony: Since that question is a "Star Wars" theme, my answer is probably the strangest. (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Tony: Time to pucker up, Artoo! Doug: That is a good answer. No one's come to my answer. Steve, what do you bring to the table? Steve: Don't know that a robot would go out with a human... maybe I could get away with a cartoon date for him... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) Doug: Ahhh -- clever. And Jon, wrap this round up for us, please. Jon: You know, these two have been together for so long, it had to be inevitable... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds from crowd) Doug: *That* was my answer! One of the best-known pairs in all of science fiction takes their bond up a notch. Doug: Score's still $200 to $100. Find out who wins Match Game and goes on to Hollywood Squares -- after this. (theme plays; audience applause) |
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Post by tmann3x on May 2, 2020 12:48:35 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 2, 2020 14:17:01 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Let's find a winner in Match Game (presses button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Okay, Mark, you're leading going in this third and final round. You'll start off by choosing Question A or Question B.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on May 2, 2020 16:21:59 GMT -5
A please
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 2, 2020 19:13:38 GMT -5
(grabs A) Going for A -- and you'll have the services of four stars... ...Bill, Matt, Tony, and Steve. (scans card) Ohhhhh -- this -- hits -- home. Hey, did you hear Nickelodeon ordered a pilot for a "Storybook Squares" reboot on *this* very set? (scattered reactions) Looks like it won't sell. It was obvious Pinocchio was bluffing when his BLANK grew.
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