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Post by GameShowNetwork on Mar 30, 2020 14:05:50 GMT -5
(I insert my card; ding)
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 30, 2020 14:19:29 GMT -5
(ding)Mark is ready... and all we need now is your answer for the 25 grand. _______ Jennings.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2020 14:25:53 GMT -5
being a game show centric page, i'll go Ken Jennings
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 30, 2020 14:58:04 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2020 15:02:55 GMT -5
nice one!
and i'll go ahead and say GL to the players for the rest of the show (edited for extra thoughts) if not Ken i'd expect Peter
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 30, 2020 15:27:05 GMT -5
Thanks for playing and congrats on winning an all cash total of $30,000. (cheers, applause)Please stay on the line because our boss Jennifer will provide you with the instructions. Take care... (hangs up smartphone) Let's return to Match Game.(applause continues)*presses toaster button* Round 2 now begins. And David... since you're in the lead by 100 bucks, you get to go first again. Which question do you want-- A or B?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Mar 30, 2020 16:02:21 GMT -5
I choose B.
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 30, 2020 16:21:07 GMT -5
And this time, Dave chooses question B. And this time, Doug, Mark, and Nels will be writing down to this next assignment. Bubba said, "Here in Louisiana, If you find a little plastic baby in a king cake, you buy the next cake. Well, I'm demanding a refund after I found a little BLANK in my king cake." (audience laughs, partial applause)(think cue)*Stars, please PM your answer and ad-libs.
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 30, 2020 18:23:40 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Doug...
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 30, 2020 18:47:31 GMT -5
Alllll-most done, friends.
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 30, 2020 19:42:28 GMT -5
OK, Dave. Let's see you match three more with this question... Bubba said, "Here in Louisiana, If you find a little plastic baby in a king cake, you buy the next cake. Well, I'm demanding a refund after I found a little BLANK in my king cake."
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Post by gameboy2000 on Mar 31, 2020 4:38:10 GMT -5
Puppy
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 31, 2020 12:01:58 GMT -5
(audience boos)I don't know about you, but I'm sure there's a better alternative answer. We'll skip the two and begin with Doug. DOUG: Based on an old college prank, my first thought was Bubba found little pieces of mushrooms in the king cake. (scattered laughter from crowd)But instead I went for something worse... (buzzer)(audience laughs)TONY: Cleanup on aisle 2... Let's see what Mark has to say. MARK: Bubba found a (CHESS PIECE) in the king cake. (buzzer)TONY: No match either... Nels, did you match Dave? NELS: Mark, you are safe. This time, my answer is maple syurp. (buzzer)(laughter, applause)TONY: So the score remains the same for David.
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 31, 2020 12:36:48 GMT -5
Tyrone, it's your turn with question A. Bill & Mark will be sitting out in this round for a moment. The remaining four will be playing on this... Chuck Norris said, "Enough of these so called facts. When I was a guest of 'Hawaii Five-0', I did not give Alex O'Loughlin a roundhouse kick to the face. I actually hit him with BLANK."(audience laughs, applause)(think cue)*Stars, PM your response including ad-libs...
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 31, 2020 14:33:43 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Kevin and Doug's PM...
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 31, 2020 17:39:06 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Doug...
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 31, 2020 19:36:20 GMT -5
(scribbles down answer; puts in slot)
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 31, 2020 20:38:52 GMT -5
And Doug is ready. OK, Tyrone... let's see you add some more triangles and C-notes to your board. Chuck Norris said, "Enough of these so called facts. When I was a guest of 'Hawaii Five-0', I did not give Alex O'Loughlin a roundhouse kick to the face. I actually hit him with..."
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Post by GSLurker on Mar 31, 2020 21:49:24 GMT -5
An Hawaiian Punch
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 1, 2020 1:48:28 GMT -5
(mixed reactions from audience) I personally don't believe it's a good answer or otherwise. Let's find out as we begin with Kevin. KEVIN: He can use it as his pickup line: (buzzer)(audience laughs)TONY: More effective than a nice Hawaiian Punch. Let's skip Mr. Center Square and head on over to Doug. DOUG: You realize if Chuck guest-starred in the penultimate episode of a reboot of "The Streets of San Francisco", Chuck would hit the main protagonist with huge mushrooms. But since we're dealing with the penultimate episode of the "Hawaii Five-0" reboot, Chuck's hitting McGarrett with (card) huge pineapples. (buzzer)(cheers and applause)TONY: There's the answer we were looking for! Let's head on over to the lower part as I repeat this question... Chuck Norris said, "Enough of these so called facts. When I was a guest of 'Hawaii Five-0', I did not give Alex O'Loughlin a roundhouse kick to the face. I actually hit him with..." Tyrone says "Hawaiian Punch". What do you say, Steve...? STEVE: I'm about to get booed so badly for this one... (buzzer)(more cheers and applause)TONY: Nope... they all loved your answer. And let's go over to Mark's BFF Nels. Do you have a Hawaiian Punch for us? NELS: I’m with STEVEN... (buzzer)(audience reacts angrily...)STEVE: You know Nels, if you're not nice to Mark you're going to be an "instant bargain" on his next program. (loud cheers)TONY: We'll... things are really heating up. And at the end of round 2... ...the score remains the same. David with $300 while Tyrone has $200. Round 3, the final round, will be decided... after this. (commercial cue, cheers and applause)
*fade to commercial*
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 1, 2020 8:11:42 GMT -5
================================================================== *fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following--================================================================== *back to studio* (cheers and applause)TONY: Welcome back, folks. Time now for our final round. *presses toaster button* And, once again, David will be going first since he's in the lead... 300 to 200. Which question do you want... A or B?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Apr 1, 2020 9:48:30 GMT -5
I choose A.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 1, 2020 10:44:17 GMT -5
A it is... Doug, Mark, and Nels will be playing this question. And Doug... I'll let you have the honors of reading this question for us. Is that OK with you?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 1, 2020 11:49:25 GMT -5
Sure. Sounds like it's a question about mushrooms. (scattered laughter from crowd) (Doug scans card, chuckles) No -- it's not. I said, "Last football season, my Cincinnati Bengals were so terrible...
HOW TERRIBLE WERE THEY?!?!!?
...they gave new meaning to the term 'Tackling BLANKS'." (scattered laughter from crowd) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 1, 2020 13:52:12 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Nels... and make sure you keep a watchful eye on Evil Nels. (audience laughs)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 1, 2020 15:43:56 GMT -5
OK, Dave... they're all set and ready for you to match. I'll repeat that question from Doug himself... "Last football season, my Cincinnati Bengals were so terrible, they gave new meaning to the term 'Tackling...'."
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Post by gameboy2000 on Apr 1, 2020 16:09:43 GMT -5
Dummies
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 1, 2020 17:10:08 GMT -5
(LOUD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)TONY: And the crowd goes wild! Let's hope the stars match your ESP. Doug, we start with you. DOUG: Long-suffering Bengals fan that I am, it was hard to see them lose and lose big to the 49ers last season. It brought back awful memories of the 16th and 23rd football games of great significance. What's worse? Just before last season's game kicked off, the Bengals looked like they had snorted mushrooms. (audience laughs)Therefore, my Bengals gave new meaning to the term -- tackling -- DUMMIES! (ding, applause)400 bucks for David. Mark, do you match Dave as well? MARK: Tackling... (ding, applause)$500 for Dave. If Nels matches Dave's response, it's $600 plus 400... Nels... let's see your answer. NELS: I’ll be nice to Mark... (ding)(cheers and applause)$1,000 for David!
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 1, 2020 17:36:55 GMT -5
If Dave can do it, Tyrone... you can do it. *grabs question B* Tyrone... you must match Kevin, Doug, Steve, and Nels to stay in the game. Just one wrong move, and Dave will be playing The Hollywood Squares with guest host Steve Anderson. Here's this all important question... A guest of Hollywood Squares said... (impersonating Paul Lynde) "Ya know, sometimes it's hard to come up with a good answer or even a zinger. There's no way I can think outside the BLANK." (chuckles) (audience laughing, applause)(think cue)*Stars, PM your answer and ad-libs...(Normal voice) Thank you, everybody. Patrick Hyunh (I need his name on the lighted wall) Matt Bingel, and Bryan Law... be on standby for The Hollywood Squares. And Steve... please contact Dennis and the entire staff that have the set ready.
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 1, 2020 18:44:05 GMT -5
Standing by
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