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Post by tmann3x on Nov 23, 2019 3:18:43 GMT -5
GILBERT: YOU FOOL!
(audience laughs)
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Post by billmcdee on Nov 23, 2019 9:46:53 GMT -5
(chuckling) I NEED an aspirin about now...
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 23, 2019 11:01:15 GMT -5
(as audience boos) (audience boos and hisses) Doug: So you're saying the old man constantly tells his great grandchild bride, "Not tonight, dear; I have a headache." (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Huh kay. It's a miracle if we get a tie ballgame if that. Steven, let's start comparing answers. Steven: Wow this Nicole is fine looking. (shot of Clara staring at Steven) Steven: I mean she's married to Old Man Periwinkle so I put down... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: That makes a tad more sense. Bill? Bill: As Paul Lynde my answer is... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: There ya go. I was thinking a caregiver originally. Mark? Mark: Not easy being married to him if he brings his (card) dentures to bed every night. (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: If you remember a certain "Hot in Cleveland" episode, that's a great answer. No headaches yet as we visit Tony. Nicole the nineteen-year-old said, "It's not easy being married to Old Man Perrywinkle. Every night, my 104-year-old husband brings BLANK with him to bed."
Tony: Since this is a rated PG show, I have to keep this show safe from "The Talk's" rating boost. My answer is the most obvious and safe choice... (buzz) (more cheers) Tony: This answer is sponsored by Fixodent. (audience laughs) Doug: (to producer) If J.C. loses, can we make that product among the parting gifts? (more laughter) Doug: Claire? Claire: I think Mark stole my answer 'cause I also said... (buzz) (more cheers) Doug: False teeth appears to be the answer. Kevin, please end this. Kevin: How else is he going to stay mobile? He has to have his (card) wheelchair in bed with him. (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Another good one. Doug: Welp -- we've ended the round the way we started -- with David leading 100 to nil. Someone will move on to Hollywood Squares -- somehow. (scattered laughter from crowd) Find out who wins after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 2, 2019 6:08:34 GMT -5
*fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following--*back to studio* (audience cheers)And we're back. Let's see who wins Match Game. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) David, you're still leading. Would you like Question A or Question B for Round 3?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Dec 2, 2019 8:11:22 GMT -5
I pick A.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 2, 2019 20:21:33 GMT -5
Before Doug reads question A, our center square Bill McDee would like to share a special announcement. Bill...?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 2, 2019 20:32:34 GMT -5
Oh, yes, Bill, a holiday message, perhaps?
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Post by billmcdee on Dec 3, 2019 5:46:24 GMT -5
Indeed I have friends. Feast your eyes on the wall behind our players. Ho ho ho and away we go! (hitting a button)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 3, 2019 7:31:50 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Niiiice. Mele Kalikimaka, everybody. (Doug grabs A) Bill, can you conjure up hula girls with that button? (scattered laughter from crowd as Doug walks to panel) In any event, everyone except Tony plays this question. Dumb Dora is SO dumb...
HOW DUMB IS SHE?!!?!!? ...she thought The Chippendale Dancers were BLANK. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 3, 2019 8:43:00 GMT -5
And everyone's set. David, here's the question again. Dumb Dora is SO dumb. She thought The Chippendale Dancers were BLANK.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Dec 3, 2019 9:52:33 GMT -5
Chipmunks
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 3, 2019 20:11:39 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Doug: There's the answer. Chipmunks. Good chance to run the table, I'd say. Steven, let's start with you. Steven: Well I hope they will make a fifth one but I doubt it so my answer... (scattered cheers and groans) Doug: Eeek. (buzz) (audience groans and boos) Doug: (to judge) This is either a generic versus specific mismatch -- or Steven offered extra info to make it a mismatch. (inaudible explanation from judge) Doug: Combination of both but moreso the former. (more boos from crowd) Doug: Well, if David says "Mickey Mouse" and Steven said "Mighty Mouse", that wouldn't work either. Gotta move on to Bill. Bill: She thought Chippendale dancers were.... (scattered cheers and groans) Doug: Now what? (ding; audience applause) Doug: That works. (inaudible explanation from judge) Doug: Walt Disney's chipmunks *are* Chip and Dale -- which sounds like the name of the dance group in question. Okie doke. Mark, what say ye? Mark: (shakes head) I'm thinking the same lines, but a step further. (buzz) (audience groans and boos) Doug: Unfortunately -- that validates why Alvin and company got the earlier buzz. Clara, save us, please. Clara: Well I went a different route and said... (ding; audience applause) Doug: Different way of giving Bill's answer. Doug: $300 for David so far. Kevin, do you make it four? Kevin: Perpetual enemies of Donald Duck...
(ding; audience applause) Doug: There's four for David. Doug: Well -- two less Alvins and you would've run the table, David. J.C., now's the time to get on the scoreboard. You'll need four matches to start the tie-breaker. Five or all six will give you the win.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 3, 2019 20:24:56 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) And all six of you get to play this. (scans card) Wow -- this may be the first ever follow-up question in the history of Match Game. Getta loadda dis. Time Traveling Tom also said, "Oh, yeah, one more thing about the 2236 Nerdocrumbesian Olympics. In the future, they will introduce the dangerous demonstration sport of Javelin BLANKING." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 3, 2019 22:19:09 GMT -5
Bryan, Matt, and Jon... be on standby for "The Hollywood Squares".
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Post by mrb2000 on Dec 3, 2019 22:21:15 GMT -5
Standing by
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Post by Bryan on Dec 4, 2019 17:26:20 GMT -5
Ready
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Post by jmdarrall on Dec 4, 2019 17:44:31 GMT -5
Ready.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 4, 2019 20:53:43 GMT -5
(obvious edit) Okay, they're ready. J.C., remember, you need to match a majority to stay in business. Time Traveling Tom also said, "Oh, yeah, one more thing about the 2236 Nerdocrumbesian Olympics. In the future, they will introduce the dangerous demonstration sport of Javelin BLANKING."
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Post by jch20088 on Dec 5, 2019 12:50:11 GMT -5
Racing?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 5, 2019 21:05:16 GMT -5
(audience boos) Doug: I think I figured out your problem. Scattergories is in the next studio. (scattered laughter from crowd) Well -- need at least four racing answers. Steven, get us started, please. Steven: Since Mark and me and the chipmunks are mad at the judge so after the show me and the judge and Mark or going to go... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Ohhhhh-KAY. Bill, what do you bring to the table? Bill: (card) Catching. (audience cheers) (buzz) Doug: There's the answer! Gotta match everyone else; otherwise, David wins. Mark? Mark: Javelin (card) skydiving. (buzz) Doug: Not a match. David, you win. (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays) Doug: Players, please stay in your seats. We have a big announcement to make after we find out what the rest of the panel hand. Doug: Skydiving. Doug: More skydiving. Doug: Even more skydiving. Doug: Okay, players, during the last break, we were informed our champion is not available to play Hollywood Squares. So, in a last minute executive decision, *both* of you will play Squares. David, you'll play X; J.C., you'll play O. (audience cheers; rest of celeb grid wheels in from stage right) So -- while both players get ready, we'll be welcoming three more stars. Tony and I will trade places. Hollywood Squares comin' at'cha in just a bit. Stick around.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 5, 2019 21:56:39 GMT -5
(cheers and applause)
(underscore theme plays)SHADOE: A member of our studio audience will receive one of the world's first sports watches, the Zodiac Sea Wolf is tough yet stylish. Steel with gold finish. Used by the famed Navy Seals for years. Swiss-made Zodiac, the ultimate sports watch for mere mortals.And some of our departing contestants will receive...
The TI-5130 Printer Display Desktop Calculator from Texas Instruments. Anything you do with numbers, Texas Instruments can help you do better.
The next generation in salon style nail lengtheners Gel-Formula Lee Sculptured Nails. Brush on like polish. Gel-Formula Lee Sculptured Nails.
Klondike Ice Cream Sandwiches. Delicious ice cream and rich chocolate wafers... taste you could sink into from Klondike.
And a complete photo session at Olan Mills. Olan Mills' vividly framed custom portrait on canvas. A quality to treasure, over 640 portrait studios nationwide. Furnished by Olan Mills.(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
From Gambit...
(cheers and applause)
From The Dice Game... (cheers and applause)From Bullseye...
(cheers and applause)And, taking over... the master of The Hollywood Squares... TONY LANE! (wild cheers and applause)*Doug passes the mic to Tony as he enters center stage* TONY: And we'll be right back to play The Hollywood Squares in a moment. See ya at the other side, OK? (cheers, applause continues)*fade to commercial* ==================================================================
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 6, 2019 10:49:04 GMT -5
*back to studio* (Super Match cue plays, cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: And now... Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares.(cheers and applause)TONY: Thank you, Shadoe. Welcome back to the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour. I'm here with David Barkow... the winner of Match Game. And J.C. Hines... who happens to be the runner-up. In a few minutes, they will have a rematch... this time, it's The Hollywood Squares. But first, let's re-introduce our three additional panelists.
At top left, he's the host of "Gambit". Please welcome Bryan Law. (cheers, applause)At top center, he's currently the host of "The Dice Game". Meet Matt Bingel. (cheers, applause continues)And at top right, he's from the syndicated show "Bullseye"... meet Jon Darrall. (cheers and applause)David... JC... let's play The Hollywood Squares.(cheers and applause)*both players sit at the corresponding desk* And during the commercial break, I had given them the objective rules of the game-- get three stars in a row or as many of the squares as they possibly can. And we'll continue playing the game until we hear the time's up bell sound. Whoever is in the lead at the end of The Hollywood Squares will become our new champion and play the all-new big money Super Match for a chance to spin the big wheel and play for as much as $100,000. (cheers and applause)Round 1 is worth $1,000... and each captured square throughout the rounds is worth $250. And David... since you had won the Match Game portion, you'll be going first in The Hollywood Squares. Whenever you're ready, please pick a square.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Dec 6, 2019 12:10:23 GMT -5
Let's go with Bill.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 6, 2019 12:48:15 GMT -5
(loud cheers and applause)Bill McDee... host of Celebrity Hot Potato right here on NBC. His new show follows "Days of Our Lives" and our program. Bill... Who owned a chimp called Chee-Chee?
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Post by billmcdee on Dec 6, 2019 14:32:28 GMT -5
Hillary Rodham Clinton, that's one of her pet names for Bill.
Chee-Chee, I know Tarzan owned Cheetah so chances are Chee-Chee was either his pet name for Cheetah or an offspring.
Tarzan.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Dec 6, 2019 14:37:08 GMT -5
I disagree.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 6, 2019 15:49:24 GMT -5
Chee-Chee the Chimp was owned by... Doctor Doolittle. You're right to disagree, Dave... X gets the square. (applause, ding)JC, let's see if you could score your first 250. Please pick a square.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 6, 2019 19:53:48 GMT -5
JC where are you?
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Post by jch20088 on Dec 6, 2019 22:00:27 GMT -5
I am here. I’ll choose Mark.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 6, 2019 22:36:54 GMT -5
(cheers and applause)Mark Liotta... host of "High Rollers". Mark... What superteam includes Thor, Iron Man, the Hulk, Ant-Man and the Wasp?
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