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Post by nathandiniz on Aug 4, 2019 1:36:52 GMT -5
OK, My name is Nathan Diniz. I currently live in Aberdeen, SD USA and I work as a night janitor. I'm working towards finding something different to do with the life I have. In my spare time, I watch videos on YT, play video games, read technical manuals, and I am a hardcore pinball player. I'm a big fan of cats, and anything electronic I find interesting. I'm also into humor, especially with the Muppets.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 4, 2019 6:40:51 GMT -5
Well we've already played the music and lit the lights here. More humor will follow for sure. Good luck to you, Nathan.
Good luck to you, Travis, as well. Please tell us about yourself.
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Post by nelson17 on Aug 4, 2019 10:07:21 GMT -5
From backstage booooooooooooo
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 4, 2019 10:48:06 GMT -5
From backstage booooooooooooo Be nice, Nels!
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Post by nelson17 on Aug 4, 2019 11:40:02 GMT -5
I’m kidding we have this love hate relationship Marty can confirm this
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Post by tbktravis on Aug 4, 2019 11:57:39 GMT -5
Hey Doug my name is Travis Coulter I hail from Salem Oregon. I work for a private union benefit company and in my spare time I play Ingress and Pokémon go. And I’m just here for my good ol buddy Nels
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 4, 2019 19:48:19 GMT -5
(scattered laughter from crowd) Ah, ya like the Pokémon Go. Ya never know. We might have Pokémon questions here. Players, good luck to you both. As you know, you're trying to get control of those dice up there. (more laughter from crowd) Wait! Blue dice?!?! Oh no -- wrong game. (more laughter from crowd) Hang in there. Old man will get this right. Players, you're trying to match as many of those members of Emmanuelle Chriqui's entourage as you possibly can. (more laughter from crowd) There -- got it. Each match pays $100. A perfect score awards $400. Winning the game awards $500. Higher scorer goes on to play Hollywood Squares against the champ. Winner there goes on to the Super Match would could pay off $100,000! (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) (audience cheers) Nathan, you won the right to go first. Would you like Question A or Question B?
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Post by nathandiniz on Aug 4, 2019 22:44:08 GMT -5
hmmmm......... B please!!!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 5, 2019 6:48:49 GMT -5
B it shall B and we're off and running. (scans card) Anyone here familiar with the talk show "Face The Truth"? (scattered applause) They recently canceled it after one season. So I can understand the lukewarm response. Show was hosted by Vivica A. Fox and her co-hosts come from a variety of fields -- including a judge nicknamed Scary Mary. So, with that, we bring you this. Judge Scary Mary is so scary.
HOW SCARY IS SHE!?!?!
She once literally threw the book at the guilty party in her courtroom. What's worse? It was a copy of BLANK. (audience laughs) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 5, 2019 10:09:14 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Hunter's PM response...
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Aug 5, 2019 10:50:30 GMT -5
(inserts card)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 5, 2019 19:30:54 GMT -5
Okay, Hunter's in -- as is everyone else. Nathan, here's the question again. Judge Scary Mary is so scary. She once literally threw the book at the guilty party in her courtroom. What's worse? It was a copy of BLANK.
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Post by nathandiniz on Aug 6, 2019 1:33:31 GMT -5
The Bible (that witnesses swear on before they're questioned)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 6, 2019 12:31:05 GMT -5
(a few applaud) Doug: Mmm -- yeah, I could kinda sorta see the logic in that. Let's see if someone else thought of that -- starting with Clara. Clara: Is it oblivious? Don't go after me, Baldwin... (scattered laughter from crowd) (buzz)Doug: Interesting -- but not a match. Over to Tony, our man in the middle -- at least for this row. Tony: The one magazine that she owes her tons of cash for not paying everything up. (scattered laughter from crowd) (buzz)Doug: Throwing one issue or the whole thing in a binder? Anyhoo, over to our young adventurer and his friend. Ash, Pikachu, what'cha got? Ash: The one popular magazine everyone loves. (scattered laughter from crowd) (buzz)Doug: Again, one issue or a year's worth in some kind of binder? No matches yet as we visit Bill. Judge Scary Mary is so scary. She once literally threw the book at the guilty party in her courtroom. What's worse? It was a copy of BLANK.Doug: ...The Bible, according to Nathan. What, according to you? Bill: She threw a copy of a dictionary…. (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) (buzz)Doug: Now we're starting to get somewhere. Big heavy book. Although to Nathan's point, I've seen Bibles almost the size of Texas. Steven? Steven: It was a copy of... (scattered woahs from crowd) (buzz)Doug: Just what every guilty party should read while in the slammer. Ohhh kayyy, Hunter, please end this half of the round. Hunter: Well, as you know, one of the people who created the show was Jay McGraw, son of Dr. Phil, so it only makes sense that the book she threw was... (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) (buzz)Doug: That's sensible -- but no matches for Nathan.
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Post by nathandiniz on Aug 6, 2019 14:38:16 GMT -5
man, I didn't do well in that first round, but oh well!!! Very funny answers though!!!!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 6, 2019 18:38:39 GMT -5
Funny answers for sure. But lets see if Travis comes up with at least one matching answer. Travis is left with A -- and once again everyone on the panel plays. Nerdocrumbesia is one sleazy country with unusual customs. (some in crowd say "How sleazy is it?"; others say "How unusual are they?; then they laugh) You're just beggin' the standby audience to come in. (more laughter from crowd) Let's try this again. Nerdocrumbesia is one sleazy country with unusual customs. On New Year's Eve, a ball doesn't drop to count down to the new year. A BLANK drops instead. (audience laughs) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 7, 2019 13:52:56 GMT -5
Is Howard Stern still the Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia?
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 7, 2019 14:27:48 GMT -5
Still waiting on Clara, Ash (GSN) and Bill.
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Post by billmcdee on Aug 7, 2019 14:34:18 GMT -5
I sent mine, but will check again.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Aug 7, 2019 17:22:50 GMT -5
(I insert my answer, ding)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 7, 2019 19:08:55 GMT -5
Is Howard Stern still the Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia? Prime Minister, perhaps.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 7, 2019 22:06:27 GMT -5
Waiting on Clair to get in there. (buzz) And, unfortunately, we can't wait any longer. Sorry about that. Nathan, you can still win up to $500 with this question. Nerdocrumbesia is one sleazy country with unusual customs. On New Year's Eve, a ball doesn't drop to count down to the new year. A BLANK drops instead.
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 7, 2019 23:21:16 GMT -5
Uh... Doug, it's TRAVIS's turn?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 8, 2019 6:13:06 GMT -5
My mistake. *Travis*, you can still win up to $500 with this question. Nerdocrumbesia is one sleazy country with unusual customs. On New Year's Eve, a ball doesn't drop to count down to the new year. A BLANK drops instead.
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Post by tbktravis on Aug 8, 2019 15:32:36 GMT -5
I’ll say a cockroach
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 8, 2019 17:21:07 GMT -5
GILBERT GOTTFRIED: YOU FOOL!
(audience laughs)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 8, 2019 20:22:39 GMT -5
(audience groans and boos) Doug: If you're trying to convince me the Nerdocrumbesian government adopted "La Cucaracha" as its theme song -- (audience laughs) -- it's not working. Well -- we'll compare answers for the heck of it -- starting with Tony. Tony: Now here's an answer only Howard Stern proudly approves. (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Ahhh -- a stripper drops her drawers. Gotcha. Ash, Pikachu, what'cha got? Ash: Well, New Year's is meant for partying. And the one thing that suits New Year's parties best is a (card) set of confetti dropping. (buzz) (scattered applause) Pikachu: Pika pika!! Tony: Uh... nice try, Ash Ketchup. (scattered laughter) Doug: Oh, come on. Don't go Gary Oak on him. It's a good family friendly answer as we go to Bill. Nerdocrumbesia is one sleazy country with unusual customs. On New Year's Eve, a ball doesn't drop to count down to the new year. A BLANK drops instead.Doug: And Travis said for some odd reason -- a -- cockroach. Bill: Instead of a ball dropping (card) Nerdocrumbesia's Mayor drops his pants and moons the citizens. (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Mmm -- again -- I think the head of state we're looking for is a Prime Minister. But still a logical, sleazy answer. Steven? Steven: I think Tony saw my card 'cause I also said... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: "Stripper" and related concepts seem to be the idea. And Hunter, please, end this round for us. Hunter: I really couldn't think of anything that was sleazy, so I wrote... (buzz) (scattered groans and applause) Doug: Ehhhh -- whatevs. Claire, just for funzies, what did you write down? Claire: Since it's Nerdocrumbesia it's gotta be a (card) stripper. Doug: There ya go. Doug: We're scoreless after one period of play. Kathryn Tappen's next with the intermission report. She won't get many highlights from this -- yet. (scattered laughter) We'll be this right after back. (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 8, 2019 22:49:18 GMT -5
ANNOUNCER: The Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour... sponsored in part by Pantene Pro-V-- For hair so healthy, it shines.
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Post by billmcdee on Aug 9, 2019 4:51:02 GMT -5
(Chuckling at Watermelon) Obviously took a page from the Gallagher book of comedy there (grins)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 9, 2019 19:01:55 GMT -5
We're back with more of The Lucky Numbers - Card Sharks Hour. (audience laughs; smattering of applause) And -- ya know -- you really should watch this show here in our studio. If you were here, you would've seen Pikachu come *really* close to using thunderbolt on a member of our crew. (more laughter from crowd) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) We won't say who though. Okay, score's tied as we go to Round 2. Since Nathan went first in Round 1, Travis, we'll let you start this round by picking Question A or Question B.]
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