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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 4, 2019 20:01:18 GMT -5
I’m sure we’ll hopefully get that to you after the show.
Now, let’s meet our 2 contestants.
First, in our X position, we have Nels Snesrud.
Hello Nels.
(We shake hands. Audience applauds)
Tell the folks at home a little bit about yourself.
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Post by nelson17 on Aug 4, 2019 20:50:59 GMT -5
I’m a cashier at target who loves to bowl and watch tv
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 4, 2019 21:12:03 GMT -5
Well, we hope you have a good time.
And in our O position, we have Travis Coulter.
(We shake hands; audience applause)
Tell everyone about yourself.
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Post by nelson17 on Aug 4, 2019 21:59:04 GMT -5
God help me all
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Post by tbktravis on Aug 5, 2019 10:41:00 GMT -5
You know you’ll need it. I’m from Salem, Oregon working for a private union benefit company and I like to walk play video games and workout. |
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 5, 2019 15:39:51 GMT -5
Trash talk already!! I like it!! Looks like we just found a new hit for the fall. (Laughter) Anyways, you folks ready to see how this works? (Applause) Alright. Cool. For those who forgot how this goes, since the show hasn’t been on, properly, in 15 years or have never seen us before, here’s how the game goes: The object of the game is to simply win Tic tac toe, either Across,  Up and down,  Or diagonally.  Or acquire as many squares as you can. The winner for the first two games will win $1,000 and then $2,000 from the 3rd round on. First one to $5,000 wins the game and has a chance at a beautiful new car. We tossed a coin backstage before the show and Nels, you won the toss. You pick first.  |
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Post by nelson17 on Aug 5, 2019 15:57:46 GMT -5
Alf in the middle
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Post by grapebuy789 on Aug 5, 2019 18:11:52 GMT -5
ALF: Gordon Shumway reporting for duty!
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 5, 2019 18:40:55 GMT -5
ALF!!  (Applause And cheers; standing ovation) Look at that! A Standing Ovation! Well then. Sounds like we need to revive the ALF Fan Club again. (Cheers) Anyways. ALF, What company invented the Pinto In 1971? |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Aug 5, 2019 18:43:03 GMT -5
ALF: That would be the name of that olive company I can't think of. No wait, that's pimento. I'm going to say Toyota.
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 5, 2019 18:57:18 GMT -5
Nels. ALF says Toyota.
Agree or Disagree?
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Post by nelson17 on Aug 5, 2019 19:10:35 GMT -5
Disagree
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 5, 2019 19:32:39 GMT -5
Ford. X Gets The Square.  Travis, your turn. |
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Post by tbktravis on Aug 5, 2019 20:58:00 GMT -5
Bill McDee please
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Post by billmcdee on Aug 6, 2019 3:32:44 GMT -5
That's me!
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 6, 2019 9:43:08 GMT -5
Bill McDee!!  (applause and cheers) From Three on a Match, weekdays on NBC. Bill, In 1973 Roland Ohisson was buried in a coffin made of what? |
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Post by billmcdee on Aug 6, 2019 12:01:24 GMT -5
Made of aluminum siding, and he was given the chance to lease it with the option to buy...
Actually it was made out of concrete.
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 6, 2019 12:29:31 GMT -5
Travis, Bill says concrete.
Agree or disagree?
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Post by tbktravis on Aug 6, 2019 12:56:27 GMT -5
I’ll agree
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 6, 2019 13:32:52 GMT -5
Oh no. You should have disagreed. Believe it or not, he was actually buried in a coffin made of CHOCOLATE. X Gets the Square.  We go back to Nels. |
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Post by nelson17 on Aug 6, 2019 14:26:46 GMT -5
bryan law for the win
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 6, 2019 14:58:42 GMT -5
Alright Bryan!  From Super Password on another network, Bryan, What folk hero does Shakespeare make reference to in his play "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"? |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 6, 2019 15:34:01 GMT -5
Charlie Sheen!
(huge laughter)
Reference to a folk hero huh? Um, the only one that comes to mind is Hamlet?
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 6, 2019 15:42:15 GMT -5
Nels, this is for the win.
Bryan says Hamlet.
Agree or disagree?
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Post by nelson17 on Aug 6, 2019 20:28:04 GMT -5
Disagree
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 7, 2019 11:14:40 GMT -5
The folk hero that Shakespeare made reference to in his play "The Two Gentlemen of Verona" was ROBIN HOOD. X gets the square and the win!   Nels has $1,000, but now we're going to go into our secret square game. Jeffrey Tambor, tell us about our Secret Square Package tonight. ------------------------- (underscore plays) Jeffrey: How about starting with this beautiful luggage set? (applause)  From Hammacher Schlemmer, This is the world’s lightest luggage set that includes a compact 18" carry-on bag and a spacious 26" suitcase. The 6.86-lb. suitcase provides a generous 26" x 18.9" x 10.8" interior. Both bags have zippered front exterior pockets and a zip pocket, slip pocket, and garment straps built into the interior. The large bag has an extra long telescoping handle that accommodates the carry-on bag. Subjected to six separate durability tests, the suitcases are made with rugged polyester exteriors with a water-resistant backing that won’t tear or fray. Furnished By Hammacher Schlemmer. And maybe you'll take that luggage on a beautiful vacation to Antigua!! (applause) You and a guest will fly round trip coach from Los Angeles to Antigua for a 6-night stay at St. James's Club.  Tucked away on a secluded 100-acre peninsula on the southeastern coast of Antigua, the All-Inclusive St. James’s Club & Villas exudes a casual, club-like ambience. This exclusive hideaway caters to families, singles and couples with plenty of amenities and activities for all. The resort has a longstanding reputation for exceptional, caring service. Here, guests can retreat from the world or enjoy a wide array of island and water-based diversions. St. James’s Club provides complimentary non-motorized water sports such as kayaking, paddle boarding and sailing. Guests can also enjoy six distinctive swimming pools and rejuvenating treatments at our Spa & Salon. This beautiful prize package is worth $8,567Thank you Jeffrey. Let's show our home audience who the secret square is.  And since Travis lost the first round, he goes first this time. Where we goin? |
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Post by tbktravis on Aug 7, 2019 12:30:40 GMT -5
Bill McDee
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Post by billmcdee on Aug 7, 2019 13:37:48 GMT -5
The answer is False!
Oh wait...
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 7, 2019 14:13:45 GMT -5
Alright Bill, (applause and cheers)  Bill, Within 10%,
According to a 2017 study by Men's Health, what percentage of men think they're the primary grocery shoppers in their household? |
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Post by billmcdee on Aug 7, 2019 14:32:41 GMT -5
Without a doubt 100%...
No wait, you said shoppers, not EATERS....
I'd estimate it to be 40%
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