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Post by tmann3x on Apr 21, 2019 20:13:30 GMT -5
Alec Baldwin (as President Trump): Boo!
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 21, 2019 20:25:49 GMT -5
Game is on hold due to my move tomorrow. We’ll pick things up on Tuesday.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 23, 2019 16:47:58 GMT -5
(Now that I've gotten everything set up at my new place, we shall continue)
Caramel filling. Well it's certainly different, but last I checked, I think caramel had a hint of chocolate in it. Nonetheless, we shall begin answer comparing with Kevin.
Kevin: Everybody likes chocolate but I'm sure they'd like a little more. That's why the Easter Money now fills them with...[MONEY] (buzzer)
Me: Now I love getting money as much as the next person, but I don't think that would taste very good. Greg, do you have any caramel filling for us?
Greg: Just following a trend. (CBD; buzzer)
Me: I think oil would be more suited as a salad dressing than an egg filling. Evan, over to you.
Evan: In tribute to a guy on Wheel of Fortune who I remember purely because he guessed MUSTARD-FILLED CHOCOLATE ECLAIR...[MUSTARD] (buzzer)
Me: Mustard filling. While it would taste good, I prefer it on hot dogs instead of eggs. Okay, we're batting 0 for 3 so far as we come to Hunter.
Hunter: In keeping with the theme of sweets......*flips card* (VANILLA CREAM; buzzer, audience claps)
Me: The audience seems to like that one. And it's certainly different so props for that. Tony, what were you able to come up with?
Tony: Looks to me like Cadbury is going out of business. *shows card*[NO] (buzzer)
Me: No filling at all. That would make for some hard teeth after that I would think. Last chance for some caramel, Matt.
Matt: VANILLA (buzzer)
Me: Looks like vanilla was the way to go for that. No points for you, JC, but it's still relatively early.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 23, 2019 16:52:00 GMT -5
David with a chance to get some early points with this question. All of our stars play it and here's the question. My wife and I just moved into a lovely new condo after living in our previous neighborhood for 25 years. As we started unpacking boxes the day we moved in, we were surprised to see that one of the boxes contained a big pile of BLANKs.(audience laughs)(think cue)Stars, PM your answers to me please. David, wait until I call on you before you answer |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 23, 2019 19:33:03 GMT -5
All right, everyone's finished so I will repeat the question for you David. My wife and I just moved into a lovely new condo after living in our previous neighborhood for 25 years. As we started unpacking boxes the day we moved in, we were surprised to see that one of the boxes contained a big pile of BLANKs.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Apr 23, 2019 19:35:32 GMT -5
Condoms
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Post by koopakid17 on Apr 23, 2019 19:36:53 GMT -5
Good night, everybody!
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 24, 2019 18:27:23 GMT -5
(audience boos loudly) I could go into full Steve Harvey mode here, but since I absolutely suck at impressions, I don't think I'm going to do that. Kevin, we start with you. Kevin: What else do you get when you move into your new condo? [CUISINART] (buzzer) Me: Now folks, this is a guy who knows how to come up with a good answer. Greg, any condoms up there? Greg: Going in line with my last answer....[EDIBLES] (buzzer) Me: Another good answer, but no match. Evan, over to you. Evan: [MAGAZINES] Just don’t ask me to say what kind, or else the FCC is gonna be hunting us down... (loud buzzer) Me: I think I know what you're talking about and we're not going to even mention it. Hunter, your turn now. Hunter: I was going to say something else, but bearing in mind this is a daytime show, I wrote...(flips card) [COOKIES] (buzzer) Cookie Monster: Did somebody say cookies? Me: Excuse me, but who let you in here? Cookie Monster: Me bribe security guard. Now where cookies? Me: There aren't any here. Cookie Monster: Okay, me eat something else. (Cookie Monster heads for Hunter's name plate and starts eating it. Audience erupts) Hunter: What the heck are you doing?! Cookie Monster: What else? Eat stuff. Me: I guess we'll need a new nameplate for Hunter. Anyway, we'll move right on down the line here and check on Tony. Tony: One word. *shows card* (NOTHING) (buzzer) Me: Now see, if it was a box of nothing, then it would be an empty box. Matt, your turn now. Matt: I’m in the same boat Hunter is. I wanna say something, but it’s early in the day, so I thought of something that would REALLY be surprising to find. [PARENTS OLD CLOTHES] (buzzer) Me: I'm not sure if those clothes would fit. (Theme plays) We're going to get Hunter a new nameplate during the break and then we'll return with more Match Game. Stay tuned. (Theme continues, fade to commercial) |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 25, 2019 7:32:20 GMT -5
(Back to the studio) Now that we've fed Cookie Monster some cookies and gotten Hunter a new nameplate, we're ready for Round 2 of Match Game. We have a 0-0 tie right now and the rules state that in the event of a tie after round one, the player that didn't pick first in round one starts round two. J.C. picked first in round one so David starts this time. Pick A or B, sir. |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Apr 25, 2019 18:30:40 GMT -5
I pick A.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 25, 2019 18:34:43 GMT -5
A question it is, and everybody plays. Although my mother is very sweet and kind, she sometimes forgets the gender of her eight year old grandchild. For example, when she took him shopping yesterday, she ended up buying him a pair of BLANK shoes.(audience laughs, think cue) Stars, PM your answers to me please. David, wait until I call on you before you answer. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 25, 2019 21:45:55 GMT -5
Okay David, the stars have finished so here's the question again. Although my mother is very sweet and kind, she sometimes forgets the gender of her eight year old grandchild. For example, when she took him shopping yesterday, she ended up buying him a pair of BLANK shoes.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Apr 26, 2019 4:14:27 GMT -5
Pink
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 28, 2019 18:56:11 GMT -5
Pink shoes. (Mixed reaction from the audience) I could see that making sense a little bit. Time to start checking answers with Kevin.
Kevin: They'd be a good fit if he was a tomgirl, though. (BALLET) (buzzer)
Me: These days, you never know what people will wear. Greg, your turn.
Greg: Although with the way boys and girls are nowadays, who can tell? [HIGH HEELS] (buzzer)
Me: I think you must've read my mind there, Greg. Evan, we come to you.
Evan: Little did they know he'd go on to perform... [BALLET] (buzzer)
Me: You know, there was an episode of The Simpsons once where Bart did have to do ballet. We all know how that turned out. Hunter, we come to you here on the bottom row.
Hunter: Makes sense to me. *flips card* (BALLET) (buzzer)
Me: if there's anyone in the audience who's wearing ballet shoes right now, please raise your hand. (Half of the women raise their hands) Ballet shoes definitely seem to be popular today, both in the audience and on the panel. Tony.
Tony: Work it like a supermodel. (HIGH HEELS) (buzzer)
Me: Any supermodels in the crowd today? (audience stays silent) I figured as such. Matt, over to you.
Matt: Well, I had a couple of choices here, but there ain’t no way that he could walk around in [HIGH HEELS] (buzzer)
Me: I don't think I could walk around in those either.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 28, 2019 18:59:03 GMT -5
And now, we come to JC's half of this round. Everybody plays this one. Dumb Dora is so dumb.Everyone: How dumb is she?!Me: Dumb Dora is so dumb that when she watched a recent episode of The Big Bang Theory, she thought the show was called The Big BLANK Theory. (audience laughter)(think cue)JC, wait until all of the stars have given their answers before I call on you. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 29, 2019 11:29:06 GMT -5
All right, everyone’s in. Question one more time, JC. Dumb Dora is so dumb that when she watched a recent episode of The Big Bang Theory, she thought the show was called The Big BLANK Theory.
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Post by jch20088 on Apr 29, 2019 13:04:34 GMT -5
Boom?
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 30, 2019 18:55:11 GMT -5
(audience boos)We go from a fairly reasonable answer to......that. Kevin, let's start with you. Kevin: That’s why she has to drop that...[BOMB] (buzzer) Me: Hopefully she doesn't drop one on the studio. (audience laughs) Greg, we come to you. Greg: The same thing this question is. (BOMB) (buzzer) Me: I think I see a trend developing here. Evan, your turn. Evan: Majority rules. (BOMB) (buzzer) Me: Yep, there's definitely a trend here. Over to the bottom row and Hunter. Hunter: It's the only thing I could think of that fits the context of this question...(flips card)[BOMB] (buzzer) Me: Four bombs out four answers, but zero for four on matches. Tony, we come to you. Tony: This question is most definitely the... (shows answer) [ BOMB ] (buzzer) Me: I have nothing else to say at this point except that we go to Matt. Matt: Same with the ratings at this point: [BOMB] (buzzer) Me: Looks like bomb was the definitive there. (cue theme) I thought we'd finally have some points on the board with that one, but it was not meant to be. Third round in just a moment. (cheers and applause)
(Fade to commercial)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 30, 2019 18:57:42 GMT -5
*fade to promo* (Closed Captioning Plug)(cheers and applause)Shadoe Stevens: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following...(Back to the studio) (cheers and applause)All right, we're about to commence with our third round. Whoever's in the lead after this one will join Hunter for Hollywood Squares. Since there's a tie, the player that didn't pick first last round picks first in this one. JC, that honor falls to you in this case. Please pick A or B. |
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Post by jch20088 on May 1, 2019 16:00:14 GMT -5
A please.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on May 1, 2019 17:49:58 GMT -5
A it is, and everyone plays. We know that Mr. Wilson is old, but did you know that he's also very senile? Why just the other day, he thought it would be a good idea to smuggle BLANKs into Canada. (audience laughs)(think music)JC, wait until the stars have finished before I call on you. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on May 2, 2019 7:00:37 GMT -5
Everyone's ready, so here's the question again. We know that Mr. Wilson is old, but did you know that he's also very senile? Why just the other day, he thought it would be a good idea to smuggle BLANKs into Canada.
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Post by jch20088 on May 2, 2019 10:21:58 GMT -5
Maple leaves? (Please don’t boo me!!!!!)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on May 2, 2019 15:43:09 GMT -5
(mixed reactions from audience) You know, I'm beginning to get an idea as to who wrote this particular question for our show. I won't call out anyone specifically, but nonetheless, we shall start comparing answers with Kevin. Kevin: Getting here? No problem. Getting out? Well, you have a problem. Mr. Wilson would be smuggling...[HIMSELF] (buzzer) Me: I could actually see that, particularly if he doesn't have a passport. Greg. Greg: Make America great again! (MEXICANS) (buzzer) Me: I don't know which would be more illegal, that or drugs. Evan. Evan: If only he knew..........(CANADIANS) (buzzer, all the Canadians in the audience give me a standing ovation) Me: That, ladies and gentlemen, is probably one of the best answers we've had today. Unfortunately, we can't award any points for it since it didn't match. (Canadian audience members sit down) Hunter, over to you now. Hunter: The only thing I can think of is...(flips card)[DENTURES] (buzzer) Me: That makes sense too, considering that Mr. Wilson's an old man. Tony, your answer please. Tony: Did you know that Mr. Wilson is a former Secret Service member to President Trump? We'll the truth to matter is that he had stolen...[TRUMP'S TAX RETURN RECEIPTS] and traveled all the way to Canada with him. (buzzer) Me: I could see Donald hunting him down for that somewhere in that great White North. Matt, you're up. Matt: Well, I mean, if he’s senile, he’s showing old age. Right? Well someone’s gotta get this man on the right track again. that’s why I said [DOCTORS] (buzzer) Me: Those old men do need doctors more often at that age, yes. Some good answers all around that time, but still no points. Now David, all you need to do is match any one of our panelists on your question and you win. Otherwise, we will go to a tiebreaker. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on May 2, 2019 15:46:44 GMT -5
(I take the card with David's question out of the toaster) Here's the all important one that could end this half of the show, and I really hope it does. Bart Simpson's at it again with his prank calls to Moe's. This time, he asked to speak to someone named Mr. BLANK O'Sunshine.(audience laughs; scene cuts to Moe's Tavern)(think cue)Me: Did they really have to use me for that question? Homer: Oh lighten up, Moe. it could've been worse. (Scene cuts back to MGHSH) David, wait until the stars have finished before I call on you. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on May 3, 2019 9:40:12 GMT -5
Everyone's in, so here's the question once again David. Bart Simpson's at it again with his prank calls to Moe's. This time, he asked to speak to someone named Mr. BLANK O'Sunshine.
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Post by gameboy2000 on May 3, 2019 11:11:16 GMT -5
Moon
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Post by GameShowNetwork on May 3, 2019 12:03:42 GMT -5
(audience boos David loudly)At the rate we're going, this could go on for a while. We just need one moon for a win and hopefully one of our stars has it. Kevin, we start with you. Kevin: Moe needs one of those in his life...[RAY] (buzzer) Me: Now that was definitely the way to go there. Greg, your turn. Greg: (RAY) (buzzer) Me: The panel seems to understand the intended route for this one as we go to Evan. Evan: (RAY) (buzzer) Me: I think this was definitely the definitive as we turn to Hunter. Hunter: Makes sense to me...(flips card)[RAY] (buzzer) Me: Makes sense to me, too, and I'm just the host for the day. Tony, over to you. Tony: Can't have the Blu without the........(RAY) (buzzer) Me: It'd be like having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but having one of the ingredients missing. Matt, we just need a moon from you to make David the winner. Matt: This definitely is the obvious one here: [RAY] (buzzer) Me: Yep, that was definitely the definitive.
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Post by koopakid17 on May 3, 2019 19:18:41 GMT -5
Moon of sunshine? What?
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Post by GameShowNetwork on May 3, 2019 19:24:43 GMT -5
All right, the score is still tied so that means we have to play a tiebreaker. The tiebreaker question is PEANUT BUTTER BLANK. David and JC have given me their answers via PM, so now we go to the panel and call for their answers one at a time starting with Kevin. |
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