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Post by asja2002 on Apr 2, 2019 16:23:18 GMT -5
Doug’s answer... is “I-A-E-I-E-I-O” J.C., agree or disagree?
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Post by jch20088 on Apr 2, 2019 18:43:16 GMT -5
I guess I’ll agree
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 2, 2019 20:47:50 GMT -5
J.C. Let's see the answer..... Almost Old Macdonald
I E A I A I O
System of a DownThat was soooooooo close. but we needed an exact title. (Buzzer) X Gets the square! (ding)Nels you've got control of the board. Where would you like to place your next X?
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Post by nelson17 on Apr 2, 2019 21:57:40 GMT -5
matt b
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 2, 2019 22:32:16 GMT -5
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Post by nelson17 on Apr 2, 2019 22:46:53 GMT -5
matt b to block
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 2, 2019 23:21:02 GMT -5
GILBERT GOTTFRIED: YOU FOOL! (laughter) TONY: Nels... you're X. Remember? You mean Matt B. TO WIN! (laughter continues) |
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Post by nelson17 on Apr 2, 2019 23:24:56 GMT -5
matt b to win im sorry
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 3, 2019 0:01:28 GMT -5
Does it matter? Does it honestly matter?
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Post by Twentington on Apr 3, 2019 0:59:42 GMT -5
I'm with Greg here. If we were playing Million Dollar Win, Block or Regular Play, I'd feel differently, but jeez, can we cut Nels some slack here?
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 3, 2019 1:02:59 GMT -5
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 3, 2019 9:15:28 GMT -5
I got no luck on this show, I tell ya. (audience laughs) No, no. Let me explain. For those who haven't been as avid of watchers as some here, a while back, there was a contestant who was on here and uh, let's just say the footage will explain. We do have the footage, right? SKIPPY: We do. Would you mind rolling it, please? SKIPPY: Sure. Roll it! ---------------------------------- FLASHBACK TO EPISODE 15 Tony: The actress who had earned an Oscar nomination for her first screen appearance in "Breaking the Waves" was... ...Emily Watson. Circle gets the square. (applause, ding) Patseen, it's all up to you. Please select. Patseen: Matt Bingel, please! Tony: Matt Bingel to what, Patseen? Jonathan Laster: *whispers to Patseen* it's a word that rhymes with clock! Bill McDee: Or rhymes with chin...? Palmer: Is this really necessary? Patseen: Oh, Matt Bingel for the wingel! Laster: Just give him the win now for that. 1,000 points to you brother! But the points don't matter. I Walk out and go to the audienceMe: How can it be this difficult?! I don't understand it. (laughter and applause) --------------------------------------------------------- FOOTAGE ENDS (applause) And that's just the bad luck I have on this show.  (segue cue, laughter and applause) |
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Post by Twentington on Apr 3, 2019 9:20:59 GMT -5
[using announcer voice]
Stay tuned now on NBC for a Hollywood Squares special, "The Hollywood Squares Square Off." That's next, here on NBC - just watch us now!
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 3, 2019 10:14:31 GMT -5
My oh my. I go to take a P-ythrethrin and chaos ensues. Honestly I have a feeling it could be Jerry Springer and Judge Judy hosting the mystery show this week. (Chris Darley off-Stage: DON'T THINK WE WON'T!!!!!!!)Annnnnnnyway. We have a game to play and a question at hand for Matt Bingel!Applause Matt, We know Tom Brady as the Greatest to play football. We also know Tom Glavine as one of the best to play baseball. You're question. With what sport would you associate Tom Olszta as one of it's greatest? |
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 3, 2019 10:17:01 GMT -5
Text-messaging
(laughter)
Have you seen how fast he send text messages? My god.
Anyways, Tom Olszta.
Hmm.
I will say Rugby.
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 3, 2019 10:29:21 GMT -5
Nels, Matt says it's Rugby. This is for the square, the first game of the day, and a total of $1,750. Do you agree or disagree with Matt?
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Post by nelson17 on Apr 3, 2019 14:46:25 GMT -5
disagree
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 3, 2019 15:29:43 GMT -5
Tom Olszta's sport?..... Candlepin Bowling X Gets the Square DingAnd X wins the Game!Win Cue_Applause After One Round... (Commercial Cue) Our champ is leading by a score of $1,750 to $500. After the break we'll play a secret square game for a ton of loot. All this and more when we return from these commercials and a word from your local NBC station....Here on the MATCH GAME-HOLLYWOOD SQUARES HOUR!!!! Shadoe: Stay tuned...for more of the Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour! |
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 3, 2019 15:38:18 GMT -5
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 3, 2019 15:47:32 GMT -5
Return from CommercialShadoe: Here's Steve with more of the Hollywood Squares!
Thanks Shadoe! Welcome back, we have a score in favor of our champ of $1,750 to $500. In a moment we will begin a $2,000 game. But this is also important to both our players as we are also playing a secret square game. At present in the Secret Square Stash is A digital camera, a trip to Beijing with $2000 to spend while you're in China, a bumper pool table and a hot tub but THAT'S NOT ALL....Is it Shadoe?
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 3, 2019 16:09:36 GMT -5
Prize CueShadoe: It certainly isn't Steve-O! We begin today's additions with lottery tickets! (applause)
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If you did well enough, you could be traveling on.....to NEW ENGLAND!!!
(second prize cue)
(cheers and applause)
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And when you come home you'll feel lucky when you see in your garage this prize worth over $24,000....this set of four Motorcycles!
(third prize cue)
(cheers and applause)
Like the looks of the Honda Rebel 500? You’re not the only one. With its blacked-out styling and great new colors for 2019, this bike will turn heads everywhere you go. And sure, the Rebel is one of our most popular bikes, but it’s also one of our most fun to ride. It has a compact frame and a low-slung seat. You can lean it over in turns due to an impressive tilt angle, and its 471cc parallel-twin engine is specially tuned for power in the middle and upper revs. Plus, it’s begging to be customized, so you can easily make it your own. Express yourself on a Rebel 500 today.
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This brings the total of the Secret Square Stash in Cash and Prizes to:
(loud cheers and applause)
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 3, 2019 16:30:15 GMT -5
You certainly don't fool around, Shadoe! While I'm getting chewed out by the two lawyers from Fremantle for the bathroom jokes in the last segment we will show you at home and our studio audience just whom happens to reside in...the Secret Square! They know. We don't. J.C. You begin this second round of action. Choose a square... |
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Post by jch20088 on Apr 3, 2019 22:32:06 GMT -5
Let’s try the middle square. Doug.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 4, 2019 6:21:11 GMT -5
(waves arms; trying to impersonate Gilbert Gottfried)
I'm over here! I'm not down there today!
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 4, 2019 9:46:36 GMT -5
( Applause) Doug Morris! Not the Secret Square, but the Center of today's board nonetheless. Some say George Crum was it's inventor, others attribute it's creation to Katie Wicks. Regardless of it's parent, they were on to something that would forever change American snack foods. What salty treat am I talking about? |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 4, 2019 11:45:13 GMT -5
CrummyWix? (a few laugh) WickyCrums?
Nah, they each *literally* provided their own twist on the pretzel.
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 4, 2019 12:23:30 GMT -5
Doug says it's the pretzel. Agree or Disagree, J.C.?
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Post by jch20088 on Apr 4, 2019 17:32:38 GMT -5
I will agree.
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 4, 2019 17:52:47 GMT -5
Surprisingly enough....it was the Potato Chip.( groans) ( buzzer) X Gets the square! ( ding)
Nels, great opportunity for you now... Pick a square... |
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Post by nelson17 on Apr 4, 2019 23:26:33 GMT -5
evan please
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