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Post by mringgenberg on Mar 22, 2019 8:23:39 GMT -5
A
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 22, 2019 9:07:12 GMT -5
(I pick the A card out) A it is. New game, Round 1, everybody plays. Here we go. At the end of the first Disney-Fox mixer, Goofy said,(in Goofy's voice, or a bad imitation thereof) "A-hyuck. Gawrsh, I thought I was Goofy. Then, I met <BLANK>."(audience laughs)(think music plays)*Everyone, please PM your answers to Tony. Matt, wait with your answer until all the panelists are ready. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 22, 2019 9:18:47 GMT -5
(writes answer)
Heh, I would've *loved* to have been a fly on the wall during that mixer.
(puts card in slot)
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 22, 2019 9:24:15 GMT -5
Well, it's a reality. $ale is now officially partially owned by Disney.
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 22, 2019 12:34:34 GMT -5
Waiting on Mark's PM response... |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Mar 22, 2019 14:52:49 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 22, 2019 15:06:26 GMT -5
And that's everyone. Matt, over to you now.
At the end of the first Disney-Fox mixer, Goofy said, "Gawrsh, I thought I was Goofy. Then, I met <BLANK>."
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Post by mringgenberg on Mar 22, 2019 16:14:05 GMT -5
Chewbacca?
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Post by Twentington on Mar 22, 2019 18:45:38 GMT -5
(walks over to Matt and hands him a large “You Tried” sticker)
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 22, 2019 19:14:08 GMT -5
(audience.... reacts, I take out a $100 bill from my pocket and give it to him) That may be the only $100 you get. While Chewbacca may be a.... well, I hesitate to comment on that answer because I've never considered Chewbacca to be goofy. Let us show you what we had in mind. Mark? Mark: Goofy isn't goofy until he's crossed paths with........(buzzer)(cheers and applause)Greg: Now there's an answer! One of the animated characters on Fox Sunday nights. Doug, carry on. Doug: Lot of ways to go with this one. I went with one of the dullest bulbs on the "Family Guy" Christmas tree:(buzzer)(audience laughs)Greg: Getting the idea now? Evan, you're up. At the end of the first Disney-Fox mixer, Goofy said, "Gawrsh, I thought I was Goofy. Then, I met...."Evan: D’oh!(buzzer)(more applause)Greg: Another Homer. Steve, what say ye? Steve: Don’t have a cow man!(buzzer)(more applause)Greg: Another Simpson. Tony, on to you. Tony: Please tell everyone at FOX that I said "Shut up--(buzzer)(audience laughs)Greg: Another good answer. Finally, Kevin, wrap things up for us. Kevin: Goofy isn't stupid per se, but that's because he hasn't met...(buzzer)(audience laughs)Greg: Now, now, Peter isn't that stupid, either. (I quickly look him up on my phone) Never mind, he is stupid. (I put my phone away) Don't worry, Kevin. It's early days, only round 1. Plenty of chances to catch up. Personally, I would've said Quagmire. "Giggity". |
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 22, 2019 19:29:02 GMT -5
JC, you're left with Question B. (I pull the card out) Once again, everyone plays. I have a TV listing: Paramount Network, Sunday at 10, Bar Rescue. Jon Taffer has found the world's worst dive bar. The menu has a list of entrees on one side, and on the other side, a list of <BLANK>.(audience chuckles) (think music plays)Paramount Network, Sunday at 10, Bar Rescue. Jon Taffer has found the world's worst dive bar. The menu has a list of entrees on one side, and on the other side, a list of <BLANK>.*Everyone, please PM your answers to Steven. JC, wait with your answer until all the panelists are ready. |
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Post by asja2002 on Mar 22, 2019 22:00:40 GMT -5
* Just waiting on Kevin's Response*  |
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 22, 2019 23:02:22 GMT -5
And there we are. Kevin, last to respond.
JC, it's your turn to give us an answer.
I have a TV listing: Paramount Network, Sunday at 10, Bar Rescue. Jon Taffer has found the world's worst dive bar. The menu has a list of entrees on one side, and on the other side, a list of <BLANK>.
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Post by jch20088 on Mar 22, 2019 23:39:52 GMT -5
I’m gonna say...... laxatives?
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 23, 2019 19:56:18 GMT -5
I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Post by koopakid17 on Mar 23, 2019 20:03:09 GMT -5
This show has been brought to you by Pepto-Bismol!
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 23, 2019 22:42:27 GMT -5
(short audience applause)Now that's a good answer. I like that. I'll ask about specifics later, but first we need to find out what our stars said. We start up top with Mark. Got any laxatives for us? (buzzer)(audience boos and hisses)I think you've missed the plot, Mark. Let's move over to Doug. Doug: Ohhhh, man, I can relate to this. I remember the dive bar I visited in 2012 in Texas. On one side, entrees. On the other side...(buzzer)(audience cheers, fanfare)Olay! Not a match, but that's a better answer. Evan, have you got a laxative for J.C.? Evan: They took dive bar a bit too literally...(buzzer)(audience laughs)I concur. Down here to my temporary co-host, Steven. J.C. wants a laxative, and after some of these answers, so do I. (audience laughs) Steven: Interesting question to be sure. I was called the Bar Rescuer of convenience stores back home in Massachusetts. Is that a fact? Steven: Only thing I can think of is...(buzzer)(audience laughs)We seem to be going literally now. Tony? Tony: This answer is 100% certified Hoff approved...(buzzer)(audience says "Oooh!")Maybe 20 or 30 years ago. Finally, Kevin... Kevin: It can be pretty had to set the bar lower than whatever Jon Taffer has to rescue. I feel for him since that bar has a list of(buzzer)(audience laughs)I would've gone with either laxatives or local hospitals. After the first period, we've got a scoreless game. A real pitcher's duel here. Jim Fox with the intermission report right after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 23, 2019 22:49:59 GMT -5
(fade in) (cheers and applause)Welcome back to Turnabout Week on MGHSH. We're coming up to round 2. (I press the toaster button) So far, we've had a real shutout. J.C., you have a chance to get on the board. A or B? |
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Post by jch20088 on Mar 23, 2019 23:42:50 GMT -5
I’ll go with B.
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 23, 2019 23:49:57 GMT -5
(I pull out B) Starting with B. Everybody plays this one, and audience, I need your help. Dumb Dora is soooooooooooooooooo dumb....(I lead the audience like a conductor) Audience/Stars: HOW DUMB IS SHE?Greg: There's someone in the back who was not participating. Sir, stand up. (he does, the camera gets a shot of him) I want you to try that again, please. Dumb Dora is sooooooooooooo dumb.... Man Who Did Not Participate: HOW DUMB IS SHE?Greg: That's better. You may be seated. Dumb Dora is soooooooooooo dumb, she thinks "Netflix and chill" means you have to watch Big Mouth in a <BLANK>.(audience laughs)(think music plays)*Stars, PM your answers to Steven. J.C., wait for my prompt. |
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 25, 2019 0:14:08 GMT -5
OK, that's everyone. J.C., here's the question again.
Dumb Dora is soooooooooooo dumb, she thinks "Netflix and chill" means you have to watch Big Mouth in a <BLANK>.
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Post by jch20088 on Mar 25, 2019 1:14:09 GMT -5
A Freezer!!!!!!!
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 26, 2019 11:06:52 GMT -5
Are we still on the air?
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Post by koopakid17 on Mar 26, 2019 11:51:07 GMT -5
I don't think we've said anything yet that warrants a "Technical difficulties" card!
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 26, 2019 12:00:31 GMT -5
(yes we are, I've just been busy) (audience applauds)Good answer, good answer. Let's see if anybody else came up with it. Mark, we come to you, first. (buzzer)That's a good answer, too. Doug, over to you. Doug: Honestly, I'm not familiar with "Big Mouth" -- but obviously I'm familiar with "Match Game". So that's why Dora had this idea of Netflix and chill in...
(buzzer)Greg: Another igloo, with someone to chill with. Excellent. Let's see what Evan's come up with. Evan: She actually paid good money to go to the sort of place where you can *really* Netflix and chill...(buzzer)Greg: Three igloos. Now, over to Steven. J.C.'s looking for a freezer. Steven: This is semantics, I know. The term is “ Netflix and Chill” not “ Netflix and freeze” So the correct answer to me... would of course be (buzzer)Steven: LG... Life’s Good!(but at that point, Shadoe walks up to Steven's desk, audience cheers and applauds) Shadoe: Steve...that’s my plug. You announce enough already.
Me: John Davidson was in Natick the other night. He says hi.
Shadoe: (turning to face the camera) Hi John. (back to Steven) But that doesn’t change the fact that someone could win the contents OF YOUR shameless plug later on in the show.
And *I’ll* tell everyone how they can win that gift later on in the show. But Tony and Kevin have their thought on how to fill that blank. Right Fellas?
Greg: Whatever you say, Shadoe. Shadoe Stevens, everyone! (audience cheers) Now, where were we? Oh yes, Tony. Tony: This Turnabout episode is brought to you by Eskimo Pie... (buzzer)Greg: J.C.... obviously, you should've said Igloo. Let's see if Kevin makes it five Igloos. Kevin: Why are we using so many cards? Those poor trees! Oh, wait, we recycle our paper. We're still going to need some to make fire if Dumb Dora wants to watch Netflix in a(ding, audience applause)Greg: And so, J.C. gets on the board with his first official hundred bucks. |
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Post by koopakid17 on Mar 26, 2019 12:04:23 GMT -5
Now you know why I called the Patti Deutsch chair.
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 26, 2019 12:16:44 GMT -5
(I pull out the "A" card) Matt, we come to you. Let's see if we can get you on the board. Everybody plays. There's a new ebook out titled Anyone Can Fall In Love With Seven Men at Once. It's written by <BLANK>.(audience laughs)(think music)There's a new ebook out titled Anyone Can Fall In Love With Seven Men at Once. It's written by <BLANK>.*Stars, please PM your answers to Steven. Matt, wait for me to ask you for your answer. |
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 26, 2019 15:48:15 GMT -5
So Greg... have you ever seen that trailer of a new Dora movie? |
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 26, 2019 16:36:49 GMT -5
No, I haven't. Is it any good?
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 26, 2019 16:47:09 GMT -5
You really don't want to know, Greg... trust me.
(audience laughs)
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