THE PRICE IS RIGHT [SYN]: Episode 34

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Well, I've been all around the world Greg, but one place I've never been that I want to see is Antarctica, so I think I'll grab a friend and the two of us are gonna check out some penguins using this money!  Thanks!

[palmer7]

Good luck with that, and we'll see you at the Big Wheel. (Glen exits)

It's not going to be a perfect show, but we'll see if we can make it close to it. More pricing games after this! 

(main theme continues, cheers and applause, fade to commercial)

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(clips of Drew Carey's version of The Price is Right)

Promo Announcer: (VO) Twice the Price?

(clips of Greg Palmer's version of The Price is Right)

Promo Announcer: (VO) Twice as nice.

Greg: Oh boy, what a happy scene this is.

Promo Announcer: (VO) Now, you can see The Price is Right twice a day. First, watch Drew Carey's version at 10 AM.

(clip)

Drew: Don't let the travel agent bamboozle you!

Promo Announcer: (VO) Then, at 3 PM, Greg Palmer hosts two back-to-back episodes of The Price is Right.

(clip)

Greg: Well isn't that nice? You can actually use the prize you just won!

Promo Announcer: (VO) That's Drew at 10 AM, Greg at 3 PM. Only on CBS 42.

[palmer7]

(fade in, back at Contestant's Row)

Greg: Faruq?

(shot of Faruq) Faruq: Yes, Greg?

Greg: As you can see, we have an empty spot down here in Contestants' Row. Would you please find someone to fill it?

(shot of Faruq, which quickly becomes a box that slides away) Faruq: I'll do my best. How about Noah Carson? COME ON DOWN! You're the next contestant on The Price is Right! (Noah gets up and heads down to Contestants' Row)

Greg: And here comes Noah now. Hiya, Noah. Are you ready to go?

[sushibarset11]

I’m so excited!

[palmer7]

And he just can't hide it! (audience chuckles) Personally, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. (audience laughs) OK, everybody settle down now, because we're going to dim the lights, and the lovely Melissa Ordway is going to show us the next item up for bids. 

(the lights dim as Melissa comes down to Contestant's Row wearing....)

Faruq: And she's wearing this diamond pendant!

(audience oohs and ahhs, shot of Contestant's Row admiring the pendant)

Celebrate her faith in style with this gleaming diamond cross pendant. Crafted in warm 14K gold, this divine look is lined with sparkling diamonds. A polished "V"-split bail completes the choice. Radiant with 1-1/4 cts. t.w. of diamonds and a brilliant buffed luster, this remarkable pendant suspends along an 18.0-inch rope chain that secures with a spring-ring clasp. Furnished by Gordon's Jewelers.

(the lights come back up)

Greg: As a reminder, you're bidding on the pendant, not Melissa. She's already on The Young and the Restless, where she's one of the young. Noah, the first bid is yours. (audience shouts suggestions)

[sushibarset11]

$799!

[palmer7]


Anthony:
Matt:
Kevin:
Noah: $799


Seven-nine-nine. (ding) Anthony? (audience shouts suggestions)

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$999.

[palmer7]


Anthony: $999
Matt:
Kevin:
Noah: $799


Triple-nine. (ding) Matt? (audience shouts suggestions)

[mringgenberg]

$1,000

[palmer7]


Anthony: $999
Matt: $1000
Kevin:
Noah: $799


A thousand. (ding) And finally, Kevin. (audience shouts suggestions)

[koopakid17]

A thousand and one!

[palmer7]


Anthony: $999
Matt: $1000
Kevin: $1001
Noah: $799


A thousand one. (ding) (some in the audience cheer) Somehow, I saw that coming a mile away. Actual retail price: (I pull the card out of the envelope and let out a whistle) $2,249! Kevin, it's yours!

(dings)
[Edited "Come on Down" cue]

(audience cheers as Kevin comes up on stage)

We're going over here by the giant price tag.

Hiya, Kevin. Now, you've won that necklace. Do you know any people of the female gender who could use it?

[koopakid17]

I'm sure it will be a great gift for my mom or my sister. It might also make a fine anniversary present for my brother; he's coming up on two years already.

[palmer7]

Well, isn't that nice? (audience cheers) You're thinking of your brother, and I'm sure he or his wife would enjoy it. You know, I think we ought to reward you for your generosity. In fact, I'd love to see you win that over there!


(I point to Door #3, which opens up to reveal Rachel with....)


Faruq: IT'S A NEW CAR!

(shot of Kevin's reaction, audience cheers, shot of audience cheering)

It's the 2019 Chevrolet Impala FWD LT, a full-size car tailored to help you drive to the top. It comes with 6-speed automatic transmission with a 3.6L V6 engine plus the following packages and options: Midnight Edition Appearance Package, LT Convenience Package, LT Entertainment Package, Driver Confidence Package, wheel locks, and front and rear splash guards. The Chevrolet Impala FWD LT!


(the picture "rolls" away as Melissa and Amber bring out the dice table)

Greg: And you can win that Chevy Impala by playing Dice Game. As you can see, Melissa and Amber have rolled out ye olde dice table. Thank you, ladies. (they exit) What's the first digit in the price of the car?


    [ DICE GAME ]

    [ ][ ][ ][ ]
[3]  [ ][ ][ ][ ]
    [ ][ ][ ][ ]


(ding)

A 3. That's a $30,000-plus car! Now, that's the only free digit we're giving you. The other four digits can each be found on these dice right here. I can tell you there are no numbers higher than 6, and there are no zeros. Now, you roll each of these dice across the line. If you roll the right number, we'll find out right away. But if it's not the right number, you have to tell me whether it's higher or lower than the number you rolled. Now, if you roll a 1 or a 6 each time, you're basically in the clear because if it's not right, you know it has to be higher than 1 or lower than 6. So, it's possible for you to win this game with only dumb luck! (I look to the audience) And that's scary! (audience chuckles, back to Kevin) Now, Kevin, are you following me? Have I explained the game better than Drew?

[palmer7]

(Roger gives me a thumbs-up off stage) Thanks, Roger. Go ahead and roll, Kevin. (he does)

A 2. Is it a 2? (buzzer)

No it isn't. Is the second digit higher or lower than 2? (audience shouts suggestions)

[koopakid17]

I'm gonna say higher.

[palmer7]



    [ DICE GAME ]

    { }[ ][ ][ ]
[3]  [2][ ][ ][ ]
    [ ][ ][ ][ ]



(ding)

OK. Roll again. (he rolls the next die)

Is the next digit a 1? (buzzer)

No, it isn't. But since there are no zeroes, it must be higher. (I put the die in the slot)



    [ DICE GAME ]

    { }{ }[ ][ ]
[3]  [2][1][ ][ ]
    [ ][ ][ ][ ]



(ding)

Roll the next one. (he does)

A 4. Is it a 4? (buzzer)

Nope. Higher or lower than 4? (audience shouts suggestions)

[koopakid17]

Tough choice... I'll say lower.

[palmer7]



[ DICE GAME ]

    { }{ }[ ][ ]
[3]  [2][1][4][ ]
    [ ][ ]{ }[ ]




(ding)

OK. And now, the last die. (he rolls it)

Is the last digit a 5?

(dings)
(audience cheers)



[ DICE GAME ]

    { }{ }[ ][5]
[3]  [2][1][4][5]
    [ ][ ]{ }[5]




Yes, it is. OK then. You've gotten at least one number right. Let's see how well you did. We'll start with the obvious one, the 1. Show us that digit.



[ DICE GAME ]

    { }{5}[ ][5]
[3]  [2][1][4][5]
    [ ][ ]{ }[5]




(ding)

(audience cheers)

A 5. Good. Now, for the two....



[ DICE GAME ]

    {6}{5}[ ][5]
[3]  [2][1][4][5]
    [ ][ ]{ }[5]




(ding)

(audience cheers)


So far, so good. Now, it comes down to the fourth digit. You said it was lower than a 4. If you're right, you win a $36,000 car. Light it up!



[ DICE GAME ]

    {6}{5}[ ][5]
[3]  [2][1][4][5]
    [ ][ ]{3}[5]





(dings)

Win!

[MAIN THEME]
(audience cheers, Kevin reacts)

Yes, the price is $36,535. Congratulations, Kevin, you've won that car! Your thoughts, sir?

[koopakid17]

One word: YES!

[palmer7]

Go get your license plate! (Kevin runs over to his car and picks up his "Winner!" license plate)

Excellent. Faruq, who's our next player? 


(shot of the audience) Faruq: Kourtneeeeeeeeey Wilson! COME ON DOWN! You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!

(cheers and applause as Kourtney moonwalks down to Contestant's Row)

Greg: You wouldn't happen to be a Michael Jackson fan, would you, Kourtney?

[pathfinder20]

Yes, I am a pretty big fan. Gone way too soon.

[palmer7]

[Locking this thread, will be back 9/23]

[palmer7]

That he was. Now, here's the next item going up for bids!

(Door #3 opens up to reveal Rachel in workout gear on....)

Faruq: We have Rachel on this unique, new treadmill!

(shot of Contestant's Row, audience cheers)

This ultraslim treadmill adjusts its speed depending on where you walk or jog on its track. Requiring no complicated button pressing, users simply take three steps on the treadmill to activate its 1/2-hp motor. Stepping on the front area increases speed up to its maximum 5 mph; staying in the center maintains your current pace; moving to the back slows and stops the treadmill. Furnished by Hammacher Schlemmer.

Greg: And Kourtney, we're going to start with you. (audience shouts suggestions)

[pathfinder20]

Let’s start with $895.

[palmer7]


Anthony:
Matt:
Kourtney: $895
Noah:


Eight-ninety-five. (ding) Noah? (audience shouts suggestions)

[sushibarset11]

$1,255!

[palmer7]


Anthony:
Matt:
Kourtney: $895
Noah: $1255


Twelve-fifty-five! (ding) He says with authority. And next, Anthony. (audience shouts suggestions)

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$1,000