Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader (Fox): Episode 1-ARCHIVE

[mringgenberg]

(locks in answer)

[grapebuy789]

Matt has locked in his answer.

[jlastergolf]

Okay. I remember the San Francisco Gold Rush Of 1848. It started with an S and I am pretty sure it was Sutters Mill. May have been Starling Mill maybe but I’m gonna go with my gut and say Sutters Mill. I’m locking it in.

[grapebuy789]

Sutter's Mill is the correct answer!

*applause*

You got $1,000 Jonathan! Good job. Pick another category.

[jlastergolf]

How about 3rd Grade Science

[grapebuy789]

3rd Grade Science. This is for $2,000! Here is the question:

When you straighten out your arm from a bent position, what muscle do you use?

A. Flexor
B. Tricep
C. Scapula

[mringgenberg]

(locks in answer)

[jlastergolf]

It’s gotta be tricep. Locking it in

[grapebuy789]

You got it right again!

*applause*

You got $2,000 Jonathan. Your classmates can only help you with two questions at a time. Matt, please return to your desk.

*Matt goes back to his desk*

You now must pick another classmate.

*classmates raise hands and shout*

[jlastergolf]

Kourtney please

[grapebuy789]

Kourtney! Come on up here!

*Kourtney comes up to his podium*

Alright Jonathan. Pick another category.

[jlastergolf]

3rd Grade English please

[grapebuy789]

This is for $3,000. Take a look:

In Alice in Wonderland, who is the man on trial?

(Kourtney, please PM me your answer.)

[grapebuy789]

Kourtney has locked in his answer. What do you say Jonathan?

[jlastergolf]

I think Alice perhaps. Locking it in

[grapebuy789]

That is.....











































































not correct!

*audience groans*

Let's see if Kourtney saved you. Kourtney said....


















































































Alice.

*audience groans*

The correct answer we were looking for was the Knave of Hearts. Unfortunately Jonathan, you are leaving with nothing. But there is one thing you do get. You get to look into that camera over there and tell the whole world you are not smarter than a fifth grader.

[jlastergolf]

I am not smarter than a 5th grader because I have never read Alice in Wonderland. Or not seen the movie. Oh well back off to fixing the deserts backstage I go

[grapebuy789]

Thanks for being here Jonathan. My producers are telling me we have time for one more contestant. Who'd like to try their luck now?

[grapebuy789]

(bump for a new contestant)

[grapebuy789]

(another bump for a new contestant)

[gameboy2000]

I'll play

[grapebuy789]

Welcome to the show David B!

*applause*

Tell us about yourself David.

[gameboy2000]

I am unemployed from Virginia.

[grapebuy789]

Hopefully you find some work soon. Good luck to you. We have the same classmates as before. Please pick a classmate.

*classmates raise their hands and shout*

[gameboy2000]

I pick Matt.

[grapebuy789]

Matt! Come on up here.

*Matt runs up and takes his place at podium*

Alright David. Here are the categories:

1st Grade: Art; Animal Science
2nd Grade: Physical Education; Games
3rd Grade: Social Studies; Measurements
4th Grade: Math; U.S. History
5th Grade: Earth Science; Grammar

Let's find out if David B. is smarter than a fifth grader! Pick a category.

[gameboy2000]

I choose 2nd grade games.

[grapebuy789]

For $1,000, this is the question:

When playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, if paper and rock are formed, which one wins?

(Matt, please PM me an answer. David, think of an answer until Matt locks his in.)

[mringgenberg]

(locks in answer)

[grapebuy789]

Matt has locked in his answer. You may now answer David.