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Post by palmer7 on Dec 15, 2017 21:54:18 GMT -5
["Bandstand Boogie" by Les Elgart]Burton: (VO) It's a new jukebox! This is the only vinyl playing jukebox in production today. Manufactured in the United Kingdom by Crosley, the retro jukebox is reminiscent of the Rock-ola 1455 and holds 70 45s. Updated for modern use, it has a digital amplifier and can connect via Bluetooth to stream music from a smart device. Furnished by Hammacher Schlemmer. It's a prize worth.... $12,000!(audience cheers) Greg: That's not a Money Card, but it is something to add to your collection of prizes. You know, that jukebox would go great in Ian's den. Do you think we should send one to him? (cut to camera shot of Burton, shaking his head) I suppose you're right. (back to me) More game after this. (main theme to commercial, cheers and applause, fade to commercial)
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 16, 2017 0:25:42 GMT -5
["IMAX Experience"] ["Shattered Dreams" Written by Clark Datchler Produced & Arranged by Sia Furler & Greg Kurstin Performed by Sia Furler Music Video Directed by David Fincher & Stephen Low Animation Directed by Katsumi Ono] The video is completely in IMAX. Sia compromises as her costumed "doppelganger", Maddie Ziegler, takes the stage while Sia (with no wig) herself sits at a judge's table in an auditorium looking on. Thanks to the magic of modern technology, the actual Sia (with her wig covering her face) is also at the back of the stage with a mic stand while a 7-piece band performs behind her.
Sia:
So much for your promises
They died the day you let me go
Caught up in a web of lies
But it was just too late to know
I thought it was you
(Who would stand by my side)
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You said you'd die for me
Sia watches as the group and Sia!Maddie suddenly warp time and space itself. Suddenly, everything is presented in a Superflat art style. The term "Superflat" is used by founder Takashi Murakami to refer to various flattened forms in Japanese graphic art, animation, pop culture and fine arts, as well as the "shallow emptiness of Japanese consumer culture." Superflat Sia!Maddie is now joined by a Superflat version of Sia's My Little Pony counterpart, Songbird Serenade. Superflat Sia!Maddie mounts Songbird Serenade, and the two of them attempt to escape the theater, with live action No Wig Sia chasing after the two of them. The three of them go into live-action Los Angeles, which becomes Japanese and Superflat due to Superflat Songbird Serenade's presence. The two fly into the air as live-action No Wig Sia chases after them in her car.
Sia:
Woke up to reality
And found the future not so bright
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
(Who would do me no wrong)
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
Suddenly, to No Wig Sia's horror, she discovers herself transforming into a Superflat style. She tries to fight it off by pounding the steering wheel and shaking her head, but to no avail. Soon, she's stuck between her normal self and her animated self. All of Los Angeles is becoming Japanese and Superflat. This footage is mixed with performance footage of Wigged Sia and her band. Eventually, No Wig Sia succumbs to her animated self and starts sort of grooving along.
Sia:
From this empty heart
I thought it was you
(Who said they'd die for love)
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
Oh, no, no, no
You said you'd die for me
Oh, oh
Die for me
So much for your promises
So much for your promises
Suddenly, No Wig Sia wakes up as she finds her head on the desk. She lifts her head up and adlibs an apology to Wigged Sia and Sia!Maddie. Fade to black.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 16, 2017 0:45:35 GMT -5
(fade in, main theme closes, cheers and applause)Greg: And welcome back to the second game of the two-game finals of our second annual Tournament of Champions. This is what the scores look like after Round 1.
Patseen: $15
Steven: $30
Evan: $45
Evan has a commanding $15 lead over Steven, while Patseen is holding at $15. $30 separates first and third, and here's a chance to get $25 of it. 1. What is the curved line between any two points on a circle?
2. What river flows through the city of Savannah?
3. What billionaire piloted the first hot-air balloon ever to cross the Atlantic?
4. A man was going to buy a $20,000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car. How is this possible?
5. Champagne has it, but ginger ale doesn't. A foreigner has one, but an immigrant has none. What is it?(buzzcodes and answers, please)
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 16, 2017 23:19:39 GMT -5
1. What is the curved line between any two points on a circle? (buzzcode: 68) *Patseen buzzes in (48)*Patseen? Patseen: An arc!Right! You go back to your base $20. (ding)
Patseen: $20
Steven: $30
Evan: $45
2. What river flows through the city of Savannah? (buzzcode: 54) *Evan buzzes in (50)*Evan? Evan: Uh, the Savannah River?Uh, yeah. You're right. Up to $50. (ding)
Patseen: $20
Steven: $30
Evan: $50
3. What billionaire piloted the first hot-air balloon ever to cross the Atlantic? (buzzcode: 52) *Patseen buzzes in (62)*Patseen? Patseen: Richard Branson!That's right! You go to $25. (ding)
Patseen: $25
Steven: $30
Evan: $50
4. A man was going to buy a $20,000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car. How is this possible? (buzzcode: 75) *Evan buzzes in (73)*Evan? Evan: Unless he really wants to make the local news, he didn't pay a penny or pay in pennies, he paid $20,000. Exactly right. Up to $55. (ding)
Patseen: $25
Steven: $30
Evan: $55
5. Champagne has it, but ginger ale doesn't. A foreigner has one, but an immigrant has none. What is it? (buzzcode: 79) *Patseen buzzes in (77)*Patseen? Patseen: A silent G!Exactly right! And you're now tied for second. (ding)
Patseen: $30
Steven: $30
Evan: $55
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 16, 2017 23:39:50 GMT -5
Well, it's Instant Bargain time again, and Evan has a $25 lead. Burton, tell him what he could buy! (Stacey "drives" the prize in) Burton: (VO) A NEW CAR!(audience screams in delight) [Theme from Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour by Edd Kalehoff]Burton: (VO) Midsize car, family-size fun. It's the 2017 Volkswagen Passat 1.8T SE. The Passat comes with a standard turbocharged 1.8-liter TSI engine, making it easy to move at the speed of your family. It’s fast. It’s fun. And it can get an EPA-estimated 34 highway miles per gallon. In short, it’s a turbocharged win-win. Sit back in the V-Tex leatherette seating surfaces of the SE and let the stars shine down through its power sunroof while you use VW Car-Net® App-Connect, which lets you use select apps from your compatible smartphone right on your dash. It’s technology that becomes an extension of you. We've also included the Lighting package. Furnished by Volkswagen. And it's normally priced at..... But tonight on $ale of the Century, it's yours for only....(audience cheers) Greg: And do you want to know something, Evan? This is a chance at a little schadenfreude, because this is the exact car that Patseen did not win! He didn't get over $100 in his qualifier, so he didn't win that car, and you have a chance to buy it right now. For $9. That would give you a $16 lead. Just think, you could leave this whole thing with three cars! |
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Post by Twentington on Dec 18, 2017 0:11:43 GMT -5
Oooooooor I could hold on to what I believe amounts to a very small lead in the overall tournament proceedings and keep myself in the running for the million. Suffice it to say it's really a tough sell...
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 18, 2017 0:18:45 GMT -5
Look, don't hate the host, man, hate the game. I'm not going to just drop the price like that, Evan. This is the Tournament of Champions. If I'm giving up a car here, I'm going to make you sweat bullets. So, I'll give you $10,000 in gas money, but that $9 is staying right where it is. (audience oooohs) Going once.... going twice....
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Post by Twentington on Dec 18, 2017 0:30:50 GMT -5
Eh... nah. No Sale.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 18, 2017 0:39:53 GMT -5
That's what I thought. No Sale. (I walk back to my lectern) We'll just have to give it away as a door prize. (audience cheers)
You've got major cojones, Mr. Hatfield. Back to the questions we go.
1. Which middle layer of a tooth contains the root canals?
2. What California coastal town hosted the first major rock festival in 1967?
3. Benj Pasek and Justin Paul were recently announced to be writing songs for Disney's upcoming live-action reboot-slash-remake of what 1937 classic?
(buzzcodes and answers, please)
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 19, 2017 12:05:57 GMT -5
1. Which middle layer of a tooth contains the root canals? (buzzcode: 2) *Steven buzzes in (11)*Steven? Steven: The PulpThat is right, you go to $35. (ding)
Patseen: $30
Steven: $35
Evan: $55
2. What California coastal town hosted the first major rock festival in 1967? (buzzcode: 91) *Evan buzzes in (73)*Evan? Evan: Monterey?Right you are, up to $60. (ding)
Patseen: $30
Steven: $35
Evan: $60
3. Benj Pasek and Justin Paul were recently announced to be writing songs for Disney's upcoming live-action reboot-slash-remake of what 1937 classic? (buzzcode: 11) *Steven buzzes in (37)*Steven? Steven: Snow WhiteMore information, please. |
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Post by asja2002 on Dec 19, 2017 12:18:11 GMT -5
Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 19, 2017 13:09:18 GMT -5
That's what we wanted. (ding)
Patseen: $30
Steven: $40
Evan: $60
Well, Evan's lead is cut down to $20. We've still got the $10 and now adding the $15 Money Card to the board. Looking for a famous place. (whoosh as the puzzle board appears on screen)
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
(# of clues and buzzcode, please) |
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 20, 2017 14:32:05 GMT -5
Ready? Go.
[_____NEW_____] [_____________] [_____________]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
(beep)New.
[_____NEW_____] [___YORK'S____] [_____________]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
(beep)York's.
[_____NEW_____] [___YORK'S____] [_"CROSSROADS_]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
(beep)"Crossroads.
[_____NEW_____] [___YORK'S____] [_"CROSSROADS_]
[_____OF______] [_____________] [_____________]
(beep)Of.... (buzzcode: 97) *Evan buzzes in (4 clues, 72)*Evan? |
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Post by Twentington on Dec 20, 2017 18:15:07 GMT -5
Times Square.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 20, 2017 18:26:10 GMT -5
[_____NEW_____] [___YORK'S____] [_"CROSSROADS_]
[_____OF______] [____THE______] [____WORLD"___]
(ding)(audience cheers) Right you are, Evan, right you are. Times Square, New York's "Crossroads of the World". I wonder if we could do a show or two from Times Square. (off-mic chatter) Too noisy. You're right. Where is that $15, Stacey? |
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 20, 2017 18:51:23 GMT -5
Stacey: it's behind number 7. |
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 20, 2017 18:53:22 GMT -5
(lights in motion)Greg: Last time you were here, you picked up a jukebox. Will you get a Money Card? We'll soon find out. Good luck and fire when ready. (an unused letter from A-I, please)
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Post by Twentington on Dec 21, 2017 18:56:58 GMT -5
Aaaaaaaand let's get that money, STOP!
(A)
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 21, 2017 21:38:02 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 21, 2017 22:48:20 GMT -5
(he stops)Well, you didn't stop at a Money Card, but we do have something nice for you behind #6. (#6 turns around to reveal....) ["Sparkling Lights" by Network Music Ensemble]Burton: (VO) It's a diamond necklace!
Oval and round diamonds brilliantly grace this amazing paw print necklace for her. A stunning way to show your love for animals, the 19-inch necklace features bezel-set diamonds on the cable chains. Crafted of platinum, a rare metal prized for its strength and luster, the necklace has an impressive total diamond weight of 4 and a third carats. Furnished by Kay Jewelers. Every kiss begins with Kay. And it's a prize worth..... $20,000!
(cheers and applause) Greg: That's a beautiful necklace. Do you have any female animal lovers in your life, Evan?
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Post by Twentington on Dec 22, 2017 13:05:15 GMT -5
Well, suffice it to say I know SOMEONE who'd love that, so I'm happy with it.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 22, 2017 23:56:56 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 23, 2017 17:04:03 GMT -5
["IMAX Experience"] Greg: After all the things you've seen in this "experience", we thought it would be refreshing to just fade to the next scene. (just then, the phone rings, and I answer it) Hello? Stan Lee: (over phone) Greg.Greg: Um, Stan Lee? What's up? Stan: (over phone) Got some great news. Disney just bought 20th Century Fox. You want to be part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe?Greg: Well, sure. Stan: (over phone) Well then, stand by and hang up. Excelsior!Greg: Excelsior. (I hang up, the phone rings again, I answer it) Hello? Stark: (over phone) CashCard.Greg: Iron Man! What a pleasant surprise.
(the scene cuts over to the New Avengers Facility in New York, where the man himself is working on an armor) Stark: Busy working on your armor, buddy. Need to get some measurements. First, height?Greg: (over phone) Six-foot-two. (Stark punches that in a computer) Stark: ....Well, OK then. Weight? (pause) Got it. And..... well, thank you for specifying. Geez, T-M-I. Now, what I didn't tell you was that my Mark 43 armor was controlled from state-of-art chips implanted in the forearm. And since I figured you didn't want to be a cyborg,
I'd do something better and send you something more along your speed.Greg: (over phone) Fantastic. Thanks. Stark: I'll let you know when I'm done with it. See you later, CashCard. (he hangs up, then types something else on his computer; at that point, Happy walks in) Happy: So you're actually going through with it?
Stark: Relax, Happy. He'll be fine.
Happy: That suit is not a toy, I hope you know that.
Stark: (trying to be reassuring) I've got plans for him. (cut to black)
(fade in, main theme closes, cheers and applause)Greg: Welcome back, folks. Let's get back to it. Round 3, deciding game.
Patseen: $30
Steven: $40
Evan: $60
Scores are Evan at $60, Steven at $40, and Patseen at $30. Back to the questions we go. 1. What large reptile was popularized by Steve Irwin and Paul Hogan?
2. If mares eat oats and does eat oats, what do little lambs eat?
3. Canonized in 1933, what famous nun is the patron saint of the French pilgrimage town of Lourdes?
4. What US city's nicknames include "The Crescent City" and "The City that Care Forgot"?
5. Give me the next line to this former #1.I can't find oh, the right romantic line
But see me once and see the way I feel
Don't discard me (baby no) just because you think I mean you harm (just because you think I mean you harm, no)
But these cuts I have (cuts I have), oh they need love (they need love, they need love) to help them heal
OH!(buzzcodes and answers, please) |
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 26, 2017 22:33:29 GMT -5
1. What large reptile was popularized by Steve Irwin and Paul Hogan? (buzzcode: 92) *Patseen buzzes in (68)*Patseen? Patseen: Crocodile!Crikey, you're right! Patseen up to $35. (ding)
Patseen: $35
Steven: $40
Evan: $60
2. If mares eat oats and does eat oats, what do little lambs eat? (buzzcode: 90) *Evan buzzes in (73)*Evan? Evan: IvyA kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you? Evan up to $65. (ding)
Patseen: $35
Steven: $40
Evan: $65
3. Canonized in 1933, what famous nun is the patron saint of the French pilgrimage town of Lourdes? (buzzcode: 6) *Steven buzzes in (58)*Steven? Steven: Saint BernadetteIs he right, Tone? (camera cuts to Tony Barber at desk) Tony: RightGreg: Just thought we'd check. You're right, and move up to $45. (ding)
Patseen: $35
Steven: $45
Evan: $65
4. What US city's nicknames include "The Crescent City" and "The City that Care Forgot"? (buzzcode: 40) *Patseen buzzes in (40, BULLSEYE!)*Patseen? Patseen: New Orleans!Right you are, up to $40. (ding)
Patseen: $40
Steven: $45
Evan: $65
5. Give me the next line to this former #1. I can't find oh, the right romantic line
But see me once and see the way I feel
Don't discard me (baby no) just because you think I mean you harm (just because you think I mean you harm, no)
But these cuts I have (cuts I have), oh they need love (they need love, they need love) to help them heal
OH!
(buzzcode: 12) *Patseen buzzes in (50)*Patseen? Patseen: (sings) OH! Don't let the sun go down on me!Exactly right, that was George Michael and Elton John. You go to $45, tied for second. (ding)
Patseen: $45
Steven: $45
Evan: $65
And Patseen and Steven are tied at $45, determined not to let the sun go down on them. [CASHCARD]But this time, Evan is all alone in the CashCard driver's seat. We've replaced the prize with Take $10, so it is possible for you to further cement your lead. And Evan, since we used the car for the last Instant Bargain, and since you haven't bought anything, why don't we up the CashCard to $50,000? (audience cheers) Can we do that? Sure. It'll only cost you $15 to play, and you'd still have a $5 lead over the other two. |
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 26, 2017 22:38:59 GMT -5
You're guaranteed at least 50-grand, you've won at least that much in this tourney. Why not pick something up now while you have a chance? It's only money.
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Post by Twentington on Dec 27, 2017 1:49:47 GMT -5
As weird as it sounds, I'm not after the CashCard, but I'm gonna go for it anyway and see if I can't get something good out of it, be it score money or good ol' American cash.
*buzz!*
Let's have the hearts, please.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 27, 2017 8:27:54 GMT -5
(Stacey selects the Hearts icon) Stacey: Good luck, Evan.Greg: First, we'll take $15 off your score...
Patseen: $45
Steven: $45
Evan: $50
Now, you have a $5 lead in this game. Will this investment pay off? We'll see. For $50,000..... what's under Hearts? (Stacey presses a button, and the reels spin)And it's Random Cash! If you get anything over $15, it'll be a big help. How much is it worth tonight? (the randomizer reveals....)$1
A buck! (audience groans)
Patseen: $45
Steven: $45
Evan: $51
Well, folks.... easy come, easy go. Evan now has a $6 lead over his two opponents, but with the way he's been playing all tournament, that could change. Sorry it didn't work out for you. If it's any consolation, we will have all three Money Cards up on the board. But first, these questions. 1. What actor made his screen debut in 1970 with the line: "Have any hair on your balls?"
2. What 1964 Broadway hit and 1971 film centered on a milkman and his five daughters?
3. What nation's legislative body is named The Knesset?(buzzcodes and answers, please) |
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 29, 2017 11:55:19 GMT -5
1. What actor made his screen debut in 1970 with the line: "Have any hair on your balls?" (buzzcode: 69) *Steven buzzes in (70)*Steven? Steven: Robert Downey Jr.That was in the movie Pound, you're right and you go to $50. (ding)
Patseen: $45
Steven: $50
Evan: $51
2. What 1964 Broadway hit and 1971 film centered on a milkman and his five daughters? (buzzcode: 11) *Patseen buzzes in (45)*Patseen? Patseen: Tevye!(wrong)Wrong! Fiddler on the Roof. You lose $5 and go back down to $40.
Patseen: $40
Steven: $50
Evan: $51
3. What nation's legislative body is named The Knesset? (buzzcode: 94) *Patseen buzzes in (80)*Patseen? Patseen: Let me think... Israel?And just under the buzzer, too. Israel is right, you go back to $45. (ding)
Patseen: $45
Steven: $50
Evan: $51
And we come now to the last Fame Game. There are only $6 between first and third place, so hitting any one of the three Money Cards would be helpful. We're looking for a famous person. (whoosh as the puzzle board appears on screen)
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
(# of clues and buzzcode, please) |
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 30, 2017 20:13:09 GMT -5
Ready? Go.
[__CHOPPED____] [_____________] [_____________]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
(beep)Chopped.
[__CHOPPED____] [___CHERRY____] [_____________]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
(beep)Cherry.
[__CHOPPED____] [___CHERRY____] [____TREE_____]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
(beep)Tree.
[__CHOPPED____] [___CHERRY____] [____TREE_____]
[_____AND_____] [_____________] [_____________]
(beep)And.... (buzzcode: 55) *Evan buzzes in (4 clues, 72)*Evan? |
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Post by Twentington on Dec 31, 2017 11:05:53 GMT -5
George Washington?
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