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Post by tmann3x on Oct 3, 2017 19:09:14 GMT -5
(I'll have it for you later tonight) Thanks Steve. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 3, 2017 21:54:58 GMT -5
Well, let's see if the Cookie Monster's going to wait in the wings and eat more cookies during the tie-breaker -- or he'll be coming for introductions soon. First, Josh, let's see if you can run the table with this. Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and BLANK children? |
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Post by joshallington on Oct 3, 2017 22:05:51 GMT -5
Cavemen
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 3, 2017 22:25:41 GMT -5
(audience groans and boos)
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 3, 2017 22:27:15 GMT -5
(but suddenly, they come up with their own chorus)
Audience:
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 3, 2017 22:32:19 GMT -5
Gilbert Gottfried: YOU FOOL!
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Post by asja2002 on Oct 3, 2017 23:21:58 GMT -5
(Channeling my best Nipsey Russell)
Life is like a raging river,
so coarse and so swift.
I'm afraid that was a terrible answer...
So here's a parting gift.
Will it be some Cutco Knives
or press-on nails from Lee?
No, I've seen the announcer's spiel..
It's a Quasar 13" TV
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Post by grapebuy789 on Oct 4, 2017 5:49:56 GMT -5
Cookie Monster: Me guess me coming out for me big intro soon. But first, me eat one more cookie! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Post by jlastergolf on Oct 4, 2017 6:53:30 GMT -5
*sings*
I’m so glad we had this time together, just share a laugh and sing a song. And it just got started before we know it, comes a time we have to say so long!!!
(Tugs ear)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 4, 2017 7:18:30 GMT -5
(audience groaned as stars reacted) Doug: Cannibal had a wife and caveman children. Sounds like a special episode of "The Flintstones", doesn't it? (scattered laughter from the crowd) Bill, we start with you -- and I sense we'll end with you. Bill: Since the cannibals ate them all... (card) no children. (buzz) Doug: Not a match. Matt's got it. (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays) Doug: What did the rest of you have? Doug: *Eight* -- 69? Doug: No, ate and ate. Doug: "Ate" was the answer. And since we were ultimately going for a pun, the number "eight", since it's a homophone, would've matched. Matt, please take your spot here in the blue dot. Josh, great to meet you. We'll be sending you back to Canada with some fine gifts and our thanks for playing Match Game. Nice hand for Josh Allington. (more cheers; MG desks and toaster roll stage left; rest of grid rolls in from stage right) Doug: (looking off stage) Cookie Monster, Mr. DeMille's almost ready for your close-up. Finish off that cookie, please. Matt, as for you, you're on to Hollywood Squares, Tony and I trade places, the Cookie Monster and two other great stars come to play. More fun's ahead. Stay right there.
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 4, 2017 10:45:13 GMT -5
(underscore theme)SHADOE: A member of our studio audience will receive Martin Lawrence Galleries' beautiful, limited-edition serigraph, "Elegance in Travel" by Susan Rios. It's numbered and hand-signed by the artist and available at Martin Lawrence Galleries throughout the United States.And some of our departing contestants will receive--
Bushnell Legacy compact binoculars with magnifier, maps, travel diary and carrying case designed for the executive traveler. One of the first names in sports optics, Bushnell.
Miss Lee's smaller size Lee Press-On Nails in teen and pre-teen fun colors. Miss Lee Press-On Nails.
Gift certificates for Kentucky Fried Chicken and fresh buttermilk biscuits. You've got a right to chicken done right. At Kentucky Fried Chicken, we do chicken right!
And a $200 gift certificate toward the purchase of any item listed in the world famous Spiegel catalog. Spiegel -- with over 50,000 quality items offering value, selection and savings. Spiegel, Chicago, 60609.(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
From Wheel of Fortune...
(cheers and applause)
From Catch Phrase...
(cheers and applause)From Sesame Street...
(cheers and applause)And, taking over... the master of The Hollywood Squares... Tony Lane! (wild cheers and applause)*Doug passes the mic to Tony as he enters center stage* TONY: Thank you, Shadoe. We'll come back and play The Hollywood Squares right after these words of wisdom. Don't touch that remote. (cheers, applause continues)*fade to commercial* ==================================================================================
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 4, 2017 16:42:11 GMT -5
*back to studio* (main theme, cheers and applause)
SHADOE STEVENS: And now... Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares. (cheers and applause)TONY: Thanks, Shadoe. Welcome back to the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour. After two epic fails on Match Game, Matt Ringgenberg ends the first half portion with a perfecto! So far, he has won $1,500... and in just a few minutes, he'll go one-on-one against the champion on The Hollywood Squares. Before we get to the action, please allow me to reintroduce our three additional panelists... At top left, he's the host of "Wheel of Fortune" here on NBC. Please welcome Kevin Kolsen. (cheers and applause)At top center, he's currently the host of "Catch Phrase" also here on NBC. Please give it up for Sir Sam Ryan. (cheers and applause continue)And last... but definitely not the very least... is one of the most iconic characters in the history of children's television. From "Sesame Street" on PBS, give it up for the Cookie Monster! (wild cheers and applause)Greg... do you remember the time when we had Miss Piggy as our panelist while I was hosting the original H2 over at Fox Studios three years ago? |
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 4, 2017 17:19:29 GMT -5
Oh, how could I forget? It seems as though Muppets are taking over the Earth. I've seen one on MasterChef, I've seen one there, and now one is here.
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 4, 2017 17:38:30 GMT -5
Cookie Monster... how do you feel that you're on our show in front of millions of viewers across North America?
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Post by grapebuy789 on Oct 4, 2017 18:55:59 GMT -5
Cookie Monster: Me am so happy to be here Mr. Lane! Me want to say hi to me friends back on Sesame Street watching the show from Hooper's Store. And me want to say it true honor to be here on Hollywood Squares.
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 5, 2017 0:49:18 GMT -5
(applause)TONY: I'm glad to hear that and I'm sure everyone over at Sesame Street will support you. So Matt... are you ready to win more?
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Post by billmcdee on Oct 5, 2017 3:34:25 GMT -5
Easy does it up there C.M., you're dropping crumbs all over poor Mark! (chuckling)
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Post by jlastergolf on Oct 5, 2017 7:02:04 GMT -5
So that’s what it is. I knew it wasn’t raining in the studio.
(audience laughs)
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Post by grapebuy789 on Oct 5, 2017 8:08:40 GMT -5
Cookie Monster: Me can't help it. Me love cookies! *continues to eat cookies*
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 5, 2017 9:01:41 GMT -5
Yes I am Tony!
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 5, 2017 10:55:32 GMT -5
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Post by patpun2016 on Oct 5, 2017 18:48:52 GMT -5
Hello folks, I am a high school *plus* university student from Bangkok, Thailand. I like food, language and board games.
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 5, 2017 20:09:06 GMT -5
So Patseen... what's your all time favorite board game?
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Post by patpun2016 on Oct 6, 2017 4:29:09 GMT -5
Monopoly! And for newer ones, I like Ticket to Ride and Splendor.
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Post by billmcdee on Oct 6, 2017 6:15:49 GMT -5
Oh thank you for the Monopoly answer!
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Post by grapebuy789 on Oct 6, 2017 6:28:50 GMT -5
Cookie Monster: Me actually was in Monopoly. Yeah.
*holds up Monopoly: Sesame Street edition*
Buy now from Amazon.com
*eats Monopoly board game*
Mmm. Delicious!
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Post by jlastergolf on Oct 6, 2017 9:14:26 GMT -5
*waves at stage assistant* hey Joe can we some Pepto-Bismol for our blue friend up in the top right square please?
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 6, 2017 9:18:52 GMT -5
Before The Cookie Monster eats up the entire stage... (audience laughs)...let's play the game. The object of the game is to get three stars in a row-- Either across, up and down, or diagonally. It's up to them if the star is telling the truth... or failed at not watching "Sesame Street" non-stop. (audience laughs, applause)That's how they get the square. We'll continue playing the game until we hear the time's up bell. Whoever is in the lead at the end of The Hollywood Squares, will become our winner and the right to play the Super Match for a chance to win up to $100,000. (cheers and applause)Round 1 is worth $1,000... and each captured square is $250. Patseen... since you're still the champ, you'll be going first. Whenever you're ready, please pick a square. |
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Post by patpun2016 on Oct 6, 2017 18:44:31 GMT -5
Greg Palmer, please!
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 6, 2017 19:12:46 GMT -5
I'm in IMAX!
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