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Post by mringgenberg on Sept 29, 2017 15:43:17 GMT -5
(face palm)
Oooohhhhhh Boy
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 29, 2017 16:02:15 GMT -5
This is gonna be a really LOOOOOOOOOONG episode.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 29, 2017 17:25:37 GMT -5
*I grab my phone and dial the local bar* Hello, I'd like a 12 pack of Molson Canadian delivered to my seat pronto
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Post by jlastergolf on Sept 29, 2017 17:26:41 GMT -5
Join us next week where instead of Match Game we give our contestants a math test
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 29, 2017 17:43:51 GMT -5
Cookie Monster (from Hollywood Squares square): Good thing me got plenty of cookies to eat while me wait.
*shoves cookies into his mouth*
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 29, 2017 21:57:40 GMT -5
(audience groaned while above panelists reacted) Doug: (shakes head) Okay -- I've *really figured out the problem. There's been an ion storm and I'm in the Mirror Universe. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Some remember that "Star Trek" episode. Well -- let's see if we find a caterpillar up here -- by some miracle. Bill? Bill: Has to be (card) (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: Yup -- he's big and purple alright. Greg? Greg: He's Super-deeeeeeee-DUPER! (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Ah, well played. Floor director's hurrying me up. Mark? Mark: I have nothing to say, except... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Seems like we've seen this movie before as we go to Tony. It's riddle time: What's big and purple and leaps tall buildings in a single bound? The answer: "Super BLANK." Tony: (sings) I hate you... you hate me... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: (adding to song) We are far from har-mo-ny. (more laughter) Doug: Steve? Steve: TV-PG show, Steven. TV-PG show. (scattered laughter) Steve: (sings) "I love you....you love me" (buzz) (more laughter) Doug: I thought for sure "eggplant" or "turnip" would come up sooner or later. Jonathan, dare I ask, did you make it unanimous again? Jonathan: Spread the Love (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Oy-oy-oy. Doug: Well, gentlemen, our bean counters wish to thank you for the scoreless tie after two rounds. (scattered laughter from the round) Believe you me, we'll get a winner -- after this. (buzz) |
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Post by mringgenberg on Sept 29, 2017 22:25:13 GMT -5
(double face palm)
(groans)
That's what I was going to say. I should have stuck with my gut.
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 30, 2017 1:12:41 GMT -5
=================================================================== *fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following-- |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 1, 2017 20:23:32 GMT -5
Welcome back to Scattergor-- er -- uh -- Match Game. (scattered laughter from the crowd) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) All right, friends, we *really* will get someone on the scoreboard. We're still scoreless. Since Josh went first in Round 2, Matt, you'll get the pick in Round 3. Question A or Question B? |
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 1, 2017 20:42:05 GMT -5
I'll go with A.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 2, 2017 8:23:47 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) Trying A. And -- good news for the panel -- all stars get to play all the questions. So here's the first in this round. Nanook the Eskimo just opened up a checking account at the First National Bank of Alaska. As he puts money in the account, it becomes BLANK cash. (think music plays) (scattered laughter from the crowd)
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 2, 2017 9:56:17 GMT -5
If we don't get a match in this round, please contact my local station that "The Ellen Degeneres Show" will be late.
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 2, 2017 12:23:11 GMT -5
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Post by jlastergolf on Oct 2, 2017 12:47:03 GMT -5
In
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Post by billmcdee on Oct 2, 2017 13:05:50 GMT -5
I'm thinking we should all be contestants, since we the panelists keep matching one another!
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 2, 2017 15:45:29 GMT -5
But Bill, you and I get paid much more than $100,000 an episode. Same with Doug and Tony. We get paid millions a year!
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Post by jlastergolf on Oct 2, 2017 15:46:21 GMT -5
Y’all get paid round here? I’m gonna find the guy who told me this is a volunteer job 😜
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Oct 2, 2017 18:16:23 GMT -5
(I insert my card)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 2, 2017 19:27:53 GMT -5
Mark's set. The rest are ready. Matt, question again. Nanook the Eskimo just opened up a checking account at the First National Bank of Alaska. As he puts money in the account, it becomes BLANK cash. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 2, 2017 20:22:14 GMT -5
Cold
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 2, 2017 20:40:21 GMT -5
Finally!
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Post by patpun2016 on Oct 2, 2017 20:53:43 GMT -5
(Confetti and balloons fall down to the studio)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 3, 2017 8:03:44 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Doug: There's the answer. Betcha you'll win $1000 in cold cash as we check answers. Bill? Bill: It becomes COLD cash! (ding; audience applause) Doug: And we finally get our first match of the game. Greg, did you match Matt? Greg: I was going to say "frozen", but that only goes with assets. (scattered laughter from the crowd) So.... (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's two. Mark, do you make it three? Mark: He's in Alaska, so it's gotta become (card) COLD hard cash (ding; audience applause) Doug: Mark's light's not working for some reason. But it is a match as we go to Tony. Nanook the Eskimo just opened up a checking account at the First National Bank of Alaska. As he puts money in the account, it becomes BLANK cash. Tony: This is the reason why his assets are frozen. Nanook is the only Eskimo who has over $5 million in (card) COLD hard cash. (ding; audience applause) Doug: Five million? Wow. I need to open up an account in Alaska. Matt's up to $400. Steve, do you make it five? Steve: Sonething I hope we get to give away a whole lot of today (card) cold cash. (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's five. Jonathan, if you make it six, Matt scores a $400 bonus for a perfect score. Jonathan: Gotta beat the heat ... (ding; audience applause) Doug: Perfecto for Matt. Doug: Even better news, Mark's light's working. So we have a legit perfect score. Doug: Josh, you'll need a legit perfect score just to send this to a tie-breaker. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 3, 2017 8:08:23 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) And one more time, everyone on the panel plays this. Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and BLANK children? (think music plays) (scattered laughter from the crowd)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Oct 3, 2017 9:01:56 GMT -5
(inserts card)
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 3, 2017 9:14:36 GMT -5
Sam Ryan, Kevin Kolsen, and Cookie Monster... be on standby for The Hollywood Squares.
And Steve... I need a wall design for the famed Sesame Street character. Is it possible if you could please create it for us?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2017 9:50:08 GMT -5
Sam Ryan, Kevin Kolsen, and Cookie Monster... be on standby for The Hollywood Squares. And Steve... I need a wall design for the famed Sesame Street character. Is it possible if you could please create it for us? Standing by, sir! |
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Post by koopakid17 on Oct 3, 2017 12:27:47 GMT -5
Ready when you guys are!
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Post by grapebuy789 on Oct 3, 2017 13:18:29 GMT -5
Cookie Monster: Me am ready Mr. Lane! Me no can't wait to play! Me no can't wait to play!
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Post by asja2002 on Oct 3, 2017 14:34:10 GMT -5
(I'll have it for you later tonight)
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