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Post by tmann3x on Sept 23, 2017 22:55:35 GMT -5
And we're waiting for Mark's PM answer... |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 24, 2017 13:53:49 GMT -5
(inserts card into the slot)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 24, 2017 20:54:00 GMT -5
(Doug chuckles) (number of others in studio laugh with Doug) Someone must've been looking at my Snapchat or something -- or else who inspired this question? Anyhoo, Josh, they're ready. I'll try to keep a straight face, repeat the question one more time -- and give you a chance to respond. The general of the Royal Nerdocrumbesian Army said, "I'm losing faith in our prime minister. Instead of combat boots, he insists we go into battle wearing BLANK boots."
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Post by joshallington on Sept 24, 2017 21:10:40 GMT -5
I'm going to say snow
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 24, 2017 21:33:31 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 25, 2017 21:16:46 GMT -5
(audience groans)Doug: But -- what if I told you their mission would take them to somewhere under the hot Middle Eastern sun? (more groans) Josh, I tried. Well -- let's compare answers -- starting again with Bill. Bill: (card) Girly Stiletto Boots (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Ah, that's Nerdocrumbesian, all right. Good answer as we go to Greg. Greg: You better work it! (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: More stilettos. Get what we were really going after? Over to Mark, now. Mark: He must be thinking cold weather, because he went into battle with -- (card) -- WINTER BOOTS. (scattered applause) (buzz) (scattered boos) Doug: Close -- but I'm afraid I have to agree with the judge's ruling. I'm originally from Kansas and later lived in Ohio. I've witnessed at least one snow-free winter in Ohio. (more boos) Moving right along to Tony.
The general of the Royal Nerdocrumbesian Army said, "I'm losing faith in our prime minister. Instead of combat boots, he insists we go into battle wearing BLANK boots." Tony: Since Howard Stern is elected for the Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia, the city have stooped to an all time low... but they don't give a hoo-hah about it. So... instead of combat boots, they all wear-- (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Tony: Footwear that would make America great again. (more laughter) Greg: God'll get you for that, Tony. Doug: Stern as a mayor in Nerdocrumbesia. Hard to unsee that. Jonathan: (runs over, grabs Tony’s card and rips it up and tosses it in the air) Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to say answers like that? (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: (laughs) Wild first round already. Steve? Steve: The general was listening to Cyndi Lauper.... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Now *that* was my answer. Kinky boots -- a nod to another project by TV's incumbent big dealer. And, Jonathan, wrap this round for us, please. Jonathan: I don’t own a pair and I don’t want one either. (buzz) (audience laughs) Jonathan: That is one thing Kim Kardashian has. Doug: How true. Doug: Well -- one round's in the books and we have an exciting zip-to-zip score. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Come back and see if that changes in Round 2 -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 26, 2017 8:35:15 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 26, 2017 19:12:24 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Welcome back, everybody. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Okay, normally the leading player goes first. However, we have a tie. So since Matt went first in Round 1, Josh, you'll go first here in Round 2. Would you like Question A or B?
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Post by joshallington on Sept 26, 2017 21:50:04 GMT -5
I'll take a
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 27, 2017 13:01:00 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) Going for A. And -- since have a scoreless tie, all stars play this round's questions. Here's the first. Andy Cohen said, "I just finished an all-animal taping of 'Love Connection'. During the show, a nearsighted penguin fell in love with a BLANK." (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 27, 2017 16:49:10 GMT -5
I heard that the ratings for "Love Connection" wasn't very good since Chuck wasn't the host. ================================================================================================= And we're waiting for Mark's PM answer. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 27, 2017 17:27:47 GMT -5
(Inserts card)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 27, 2017 22:50:01 GMT -5
And we're all set and -- what? (inaudible dialogue from floor director) Someone on Crag needs me? You tell me this *now* when you could've wait 'til the next break? (scattered laughter from the crowd) Get the name and the digits and I'll call 'em back later, okay? This *never* happens to Steve Harvey. (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) Now -- where were we. Oh, yes, Josh, I must repeat the question and call for your answer. Andy Cohen said, "I just finished an all-animal taping of 'Love Connection'. During the show, a nearsighted penguin fell in love with a BLANK."
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Post by joshallington on Sept 28, 2017 6:49:55 GMT -5
Dog
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 28, 2017 7:45:55 GMT -5
Oh no...
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 28, 2017 8:01:14 GMT -5
Cookie Monster (From Hollywood Squares square): Me am definitely not on Sesame Street anymore.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 28, 2017 8:02:04 GMT -5
Someone get me an aspirin!
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Post by jlastergolf on Sept 28, 2017 8:41:56 GMT -5
In case you don’t know the goal is to try and MATCH
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 28, 2017 9:30:45 GMT -5
Wow..... where do we get these people?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 28, 2017 13:27:14 GMT -5
(audience groaned while above panelists reacted) Doug: Yeah, Scattergories tapes down the hall and to the left. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Well -- let's compare answers. Bill? Bill: His answer truly stinks Doug. (more laughter) Since it too is black and white, and since I don't know if penguins have any sense of smell, I said that the penguin fell in love with a... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Tony: (impersonates Pepé Le Pew) Touche, non? Doug: Ahhhh -- and nice drawing of Pepé Le Pew. Greg? Greg: I was there for that taping. After the reveal, a record 50 bottles of air purifier were used. (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: More than one Febreze needed for sure. Mark? Mark: Better get the Lysol out because the penguin fell in love with a... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Three skunks so far -- but no dogs as we go to Tony. Andy Cohen said, "I just finished an all-animal taping of 'Love Connection'. During the show, a nearsighted penguin fell in love with a BLANK." Tony: I'm tellin' ya... this answer stinks. (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Are you seeing a trend here? Over to Steve now. Steve: You know. 'Might've resulted in a long-distance relationship, but I hear the rest of the series was a real stinker. (scattered laughter) That there south pole dweller got all mixed up with a.... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Five skunks. I thought somewhere along the line a panda or zebra would've come up along the way -- a young one at that for a possible May-December romance. Jonathan, did you make it unanimous? Jonathan: I heard that episode was a stinker. (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Wow -- another perfecto missed. By now, we could've had a tie at six matches each. Had that happened, each player would have $1000 by now -- but we'd clear out the match count and play Round 3 as if it were normal. If *that* round ended in a tie, then we'd play our tie-break. Be that as it may, Matt's turn to bat. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 28, 2017 13:33:04 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) And once again, all stars play this one. It's riddle time: What's big and purple and leaps tall buildings in a single bound? The answer: "Super BLANK." (laughter and applause)(think cue plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 28, 2017 15:20:21 GMT -5
Looks like I'll be having a meeting with producer Jennifer Mullin during the commercial break.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 28, 2017 15:21:02 GMT -5
About what, Tony?
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 28, 2017 15:40:15 GMT -5
(inserts card)
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 28, 2017 16:18:11 GMT -5
It's about "On A Roll: After Dark" moving to Saturday nights this week, Greg.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 28, 2017 20:14:51 GMT -5
Oh right, going up against SNL. Speaking of SNL, I'm going to be hosting at least twice this coming season.
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 28, 2017 20:59:02 GMT -5
If you see The Mooch, please tell him that he was great on "The View" a few weeks ago.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 29, 2017 14:24:03 GMT -5
Tony wants to meet with Jennifer -- and folks back in Rancho want to meet with me. We'll all meet after Matt responds. Matt, they're all set; question again...
It's riddle time: What's big and purple and leaps tall buildings in a single bound? The answer: "Super BLANK."
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Post by mringgenberg on Sept 29, 2017 15:12:00 GMT -5
Caterpillar?
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 29, 2017 15:37:50 GMT -5
Greg: All together....
Audience: YOU FOOL!
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