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Post by palmer7 on Sept 17, 2017 21:25:39 GMT -5
Hello, Doug and Tony!
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Post by jlastergolf on Sept 17, 2017 21:26:04 GMT -5
Hi Doug!
Have you checked out What's My Line?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 18, 2017 6:13:36 GMT -5
Oh, yes. For those who haven't seen, please tell us about it.
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Post by jlastergolf on Sept 18, 2017 12:54:42 GMT -5
Yes it's the same What's My Line you all know and love. We have contestants trying to stump the panel with their occupations and we also have mystery guests too. They are all from NGC. Mr. Palmer up there was a panelist and Bill was our first mystery guest. Very fun times. Thanks for asking Doug
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 18, 2017 20:41:46 GMT -5
We'll watch for you on What's My Line? And, Tony, let the games begin. (hosts fist bump each other) (audience cheers) (Tony goes to lower left seat) (Doug walks over to MG challengers' area) And keep cheering for Matt Ringgenberg and Josh Allington. (audience cheers) Let's get acquainted. Matt, please tell us about yourself. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Sept 18, 2017 21:36:51 GMT -5
I'm a supermarket clerk from Council Bluffs, IA.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 19, 2017 6:25:43 GMT -5
Nice to have you here from Iowa. Good luck to you -- and good luck to you, Josh. Please tell us something about yourself.
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Post by joshallington on Sept 19, 2017 13:23:57 GMT -5
Well I'm a grade 12 high school student from Oshawa Ontario
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 19, 2017 20:20:31 GMT -5
Oshawa. I'm familiar with Toronto and Ottawa -- but not Oshawa. Where's that close to?
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Post by joshallington on Sept 19, 2017 21:40:43 GMT -5
It's closer to Toronto about 30 minutes away
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 20, 2017 4:21:34 GMT -5
I have a question for Josh if I may. You mentioned you are in grade 12. Does Canada have the same levels as we do here? In other words, here in the United States, grade 12 makes one a senior. Is that also true for you there? I recall when I was a high school senior, I ate at a restaurant and when I received the check, I said to the waitress "There's a mistake on here." She looked at it, and was confused and asked "Where is the error sir?" And I told her, "I'm about to graduate high school." And she said "Yes, and?" And I replied "Aren't I entitled to the senior discount?", which made her chuckle  |
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Post by joshallington on Sept 20, 2017 6:46:47 GMT -5
No it is just grade no freshman or any of that
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 20, 2017 9:39:51 GMT -5
All right, let me see if I can help our elder statesman here. Josh, are you about to graduate high school? If not, when?
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Post by joshallington on Sept 20, 2017 11:08:10 GMT -5
I'm about to in june
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 20, 2017 11:10:20 GMT -5
Then, in American terms, you are a senior in high school.
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 20, 2017 11:16:44 GMT -5
I'm sorry I asked.
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Post by jlastergolf on Sept 20, 2017 15:49:57 GMT -5
Shall we play or let's all go to Kindergarten  |
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 20, 2017 15:53:23 GMT -5
 I elect to play, besides, I left my crayons at home ha ha! |
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Post by jlastergolf on Sept 20, 2017 15:54:25 GMT -5
I think there is some behind the set. I saw Doug using them earlier making the super match question
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 20, 2017 16:08:06 GMT -5
If any questions rhyme, that will mean Doug will be waxing poetic.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 20, 2017 21:01:32 GMT -5
Yeah -- we gotta get the show on the road. I have a floor director giving me a dirty look. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Matt, Josh, again, good luck to you. Players, you'll have as many as three chances to match as many... ... of these regular patrons of Moe's Tavern as you possibly can. (more laughter from the crowd) Player who matches more stars after three rounds wins $500 *plus* $100 for each match *plus* $400 *if* you match 'em all. Winner here plays against our champion on Hollywood Squares for higher stakes. Winner there goes on to the big money Super Match -- which could pay off $100,000. (audience cheers) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) Matt, you've won the right to go first. I've got two questions here. Would you like to start with Question A or Question B? |
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Post by mringgenberg on Sept 20, 2017 21:22:08 GMT -5
I'll go with A.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 21, 2017 6:40:58 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A) Going with A. (walks to panel) New game. Everyone on the panel gets to complete this. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Selena Gomez recently underwent a kidney transplant. That makes me wonder when Kim Kardashian West will undergo a BLANK transplant." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 21, 2017 9:09:32 GMT -5
(inserts card)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 21, 2017 20:04:54 GMT -5
Okay, they're all set. Matt, here's the question again. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Selena Gomez recently underwent a kidney transplant. That makes me wonder when Kim Kardashian West will undergo a BLANK transplant." |
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Post by mringgenberg on Sept 21, 2017 20:27:06 GMT -5
Liver?
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Post by jlastergolf on Sept 21, 2017 20:32:46 GMT -5
I gotta feeling this is gonna be one of them shows
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 22, 2017 5:32:06 GMT -5
I don't think liver would be right, she's a vegetarian isn't she? |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 23, 2017 11:42:45 GMT -5
(boos from the crowd)Doug: Judging by the crowd's reaction, you're probably not going to get any money for that -- but you've given me this strange image of Kim and my ex-girlfriend at an AA meeting. (audience laughs and applauds) I won't be able to unsee *that* for awhile. But enough about she who shall not be named. Bill, how did you complete this? Bill: (shows card) Brain. (buzz) (audience cheers)Doug: Yup. Kim's lacking brains for sure. Greg, what kind of transplate did Roma think Kim needs? Greg: Don't you usually save these sorts of questions for round 3? (buzz) (more applause) Doug: I'm starting to wonder that myself. But we press on with Mark. Mark: With how stupid the Kardashians can be, particularly Kim, I think undergoing a (shows card) brain transplant could make her smarter. (buzz) (more applause) Doug: Brain. Yes, I'm seeing a theme here -- as we go to Tony. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Selena Gomez recently underwent a kidney transplant. That makes me wonder when Kim Kardashian West will undergo a BLANK transplant." Tony: The Tin Man has the same common problem that Kim West sorely needs... *shows card* (buzz) (more applause) Tony: And please tell the producer not to have her on "Celebrity Jeopardy!". (audience laughs) Doug: Her score would be less than -$9000 for sure -- and there is a way that can be right. Steve? Steve: She would probably stop cryin' -- and year up her contract with Ryan. If she only has a... (buzz) (more applause) (Steve tears up the contract) Doug: Ahhh -- like the song. And, Jonathan, by some miracle did you think of liver? Jonathan: This answer is logical. Pun intended! Doug: Wow -- could've had a clean sweep in one round. Well -- Matt -- better luck in the next round. Josh hasn't played yet and he's already avoided being way behind the eight ball.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 23, 2017 11:53:26 GMT -5
[Note for Josh: Since you're new to the neighborhood, please wait for all the stars to PM me before responding. Just marinate on an answer for now.]
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) Once again, all stars play this. (Doug chuckles) I find this funny. Best not to say why for now. Here goes. The general of the Royal Nerdocrumbesian Army said, "I'm losing faith in our prime minister. Instead of combat boots, he insists we go into battle wearing BLANK boots." (think music plays) |
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