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Post by palmer7 on Jul 25, 2017 0:05:34 GMT -5
Lower than the 8.... (I flip over the next card) [DAVID] [AS]<JS>[ ][CS][CS]
[MATT] <8H>[JS][CS][CS][CS]
[BUZZER, AUDIENCE CONTINUES TO GROAN]A Jack! Well..... the dealers are going to deal new cards for everyone. [DAVID] [AS]<JS>[CS][CS][CS]
[MATT] <8H>[CS][CS][CS][CS]
And the champ still has a one-card lead. He also has this question. (I walk back to G2-T2 and pull out Question 3) David.... we surveyed 100 criminals serving time in jail, and we asked them.... Did you represent yourself in court?How many of these 100 criminals represented themselves in court?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jul 25, 2017 13:52:45 GMT -5
I don't think many would. I'll say 29.
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 25, 2017 13:55:05 GMT -5
[DING] [DAVID] [MATT]
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ 29 ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]
David thinks 29 criminals represented themselves in court. Matt, higher or lower?
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 25, 2017 14:01:45 GMT -5
I don't think many would. I think its a little lower.
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 25, 2017 14:53:42 GMT -5
[DING] [DAVID] [MATT]
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ 29 ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ LOWER ]
I imagine it would be pretty hard to cross-examine yourself if you were called on the stand. Matt, move aside, please. (Matt moves aside) (I clear my throat) Now, Mr. Palmer, what were you doing the night of the 15th at 1:30 in the morning? (I run over to Matt's lectern) Well, I was at home. (audience starts chuckling as I dash back to my usual spot) And what were you doing at home? (I run back to Matt's lectern) I was asleep. (I walk back to my usual position, audience applauds) Let's find out what the actual number is. The actual number of criminals who represented themselves in court is..... [DAVID] [MATT]
[HIGHER] [ ] [ ] [ 29 ] [ 53 ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]
[DING-DING-DING, APPLAUSE]53, it's higher, David has control. Well, it must be more popular than I thought it was. (I walk back to the board) [DAVID] [AS]<JS>[CS][CS][CS]
[MATT] <8H>[CS][CS][CS][CS]
David, you've got a Jack. Will you keep it or change it?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jul 25, 2017 15:52:45 GMT -5
Lower
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 26, 2017 17:19:54 GMT -5
Lower than the Jack.... (I turn the next card over) [DAVID] [AS]<JS>[3D][CS][CS]
[MATT] <8H>[CS][CS][CS][CS]
[DING, APPLAUSE]A Three!
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jul 26, 2017 19:57:57 GMT -5
Higher
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 27, 2017 9:47:27 GMT -5
Higher than the three.... (I turn the next card over) [DAVID] [AS]<JS>[3D][4C][CS]
[MATT] <8H>[CS][CS][CS][CS]
[DING, APPLAUSE]A Four!
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jul 27, 2017 15:03:37 GMT -5
Higher
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 27, 2017 23:17:36 GMT -5
For a spot in the championship, higher than the four.... (I turn the next card over) [DAVID] [AS]<JS>[3D][4C][AC]
[MATT] <8H>[CS][CS][CS][CS]
Win! [DINGS, CS78 GAME 1 WIN CUE, AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]David, you win with an Ace. Join me down here, please. Well, Matt, you got dealt that eight and things went downhill from there, I'm sorry to say. However, you do leave us with $500 and a lot of great gifts. We hope you enjoyed yourself. Did you?
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 27, 2017 23:20:07 GMT -5
Yes I did.
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 28, 2017 15:45:04 GMT -5
Alright, thanks for coming by. Matt Ringgenberg, everyone! (audience cheers) Now, David, you've won another $1,000. In a moment, you'll be playing against Frank for a chance at another $1,500 and a shot at the Money Cards. We'll get to that all-important game after these messages. [COMMERCIAL CUE, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE](fade to commercial)
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 29, 2017 16:39:00 GMT -5
(clips from Take It or Leave It, 1944) Narrator: (VO) In 1944, 20th Century Fox took one of America's most beloved game shows, blew it out of proportion, and turned it into a movie. Now..... we're doing it again! IN IMAX!(shot of Greg) Greg: They say the camera adds 10 pounds. Imagine how many IMAX will add. (he laughs) ["Feel It Still" by Portugal. The Man](clips from $ale) Narrator: (VO) Greg Palmer, Stacey Wren, Burton Richardson, and nine big winners star in the biggest game show to ever hit IMAX. Watch as they give away this Lamborghini Aventador S....
And one million dollars in cash!
The $ale of the Century Tournament of Champions. In IMAX! Rated PG, exclusively in IMAX theaters this fall.
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 30, 2017 15:13:53 GMT -5
(fade in, cheers and applause)
Welcome back to Card Sharks. Now, you're probably saying to yourself at this point, "Hey, this looks like fun. How do I get on?" Well, here's Gary Kroeger to tell you how to do that. Gary?
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 30, 2017 22:33:24 GMT -5
[VAMP THEME] Gary: (VO) It couldn't be easier, Greg. We pick contestants right from our studio audience and screen them before the show. So, if you'd like to get tickets and possibly become a contestant, send a request with the number of tickets and the date you wish to attend in a self-addressed stamped envelope and send all that to.....
Or go to cardsharks.tv for more information. Back to you, Greg!
(cheers and applause) [FRANK] <CS>[CS][CS][CS][CS]
[DAVID] <CS>[CS][CS][CS][CS]
Greg: Thanks, Gary. And while you were doing that, we have our two qualifying winners up here. They've each won $1,000 and now have a chance to add $1,500 more to that and get a chance at the Money Cards. Each player has a brand-new deck of cards, and they cut them during the break. Am I correct in presuming as much, gentlemen?
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Post by fdriscoll22 on Jul 30, 2017 23:34:08 GMT -5
Yes sir!
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jul 31, 2017 4:57:14 GMT -5
Me too
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 31, 2017 10:31:58 GMT -5
Then, let's get to it. First question is for Frank.... (I grab the first card) Frank.... we surveyed 100 pregnant women and we asked them.... Are you married to the man who impregnated you?How many women are married to the man who impregnated them?
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Post by fdriscoll22 on Jul 31, 2017 12:17:14 GMT -5
Well I have a feeling it would be a big number. I'll say 75.
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 1, 2017 10:06:54 GMT -5
[DING] [FRANK] [DAVID]
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75 pregnant women are married to the man who impregnated them. David, higher or lower?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Aug 1, 2017 16:41:31 GMT -5
I think it will be lower.
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 1, 2017 16:43:23 GMT -5
And why do you say that?
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 2, 2017 14:17:46 GMT -5
Again, I ask you. Why do you believe it to be lower?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Aug 2, 2017 18:21:11 GMT -5
A lot of women are getting pregnant out of wedlock these days.
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 2, 2017 19:32:13 GMT -5
[DING](audience.... cheers?) [FRANK] [DAVID]
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That's true, that's true. Let's see what happens here. The actual number of pregnant women who are married to the man who impregnated them is.... [DING-DING-DING, APPLAUSE] [FRANK] [DAVID]
[HIGHER] [ ] [ ] [ 75 ] [ 82 ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]
82, it's higher! Frank has control. You know, that restores my faith in the sanctity of marriage. (I walk back to the board) Frank, here's your base card.... (I turn it over) [FRANK] <5H>[CS][CS][CS][CS]
[DAVID] <CS>[CS][CS][CS][CS]
A Five! Decent card. Keep it or change it?
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Post by fdriscoll22 on Aug 2, 2017 20:00:06 GMT -5
I'll keep it and go higher.
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 3, 2017 10:34:39 GMT -5
Higher than the five.... (I turn the next card over) [FRANK] <5H>[AS][CS][CS][CS]
[DAVID] <CS>[CS][CS][CS][CS]
[DING, APPLAUSE]An Ace!
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Post by fdriscoll22 on Aug 3, 2017 10:39:30 GMT -5
Alright! Let's go lower!
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 3, 2017 10:45:39 GMT -5
Lower than the Ace.... (I turn the next card over) [FRANK] <5H>[AS][9H][CS][CS]
[DAVID] <CS>[CS][CS][CS][CS]
[DING, APPLAUSE]A nine!
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