Mock The Week: Episode 2 (ARCHIVE)

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Well, you know what? I only wanted directions and all I got was a screamer! Boy, 911 calls can be so stupid...

Probably doing Papa Johns was not my strongest point. We'll see what the other calls bring us.

[fanfromflorida]

Ok , the final pair is Sam and jlastergolf and the wheel has been changed one last time. 

[jlastergolf]

I got Dr. Phil

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I got Mario. This is going to be a bit bonkers!

[jlastergolf]

*phone rings* Hello?

[Deleted]

*picks up the phone*

Hello! It's a-me, Mario! Who's there?

[fanfromflorida]

CALL DROPPED

Sorry, It has been 24 hours, the call has timed out.

The points in that round go to....jlastergolf and grapebuy789 !

SCORES:
jlastergolf-4
grapebuy789-7
Sam-0

Our final round is a free for all game called "Scenes We'd like to see" I will give a topic and the panel will suggest things under the topic and you do not have to wait for a prompt.

EXAMPLE: "Unlikely Fan Letters to RuPaul's Drag Race"
" Dear RuPaul, Your show inspired me to think that if I made gay friends they would give me fashion tips. Actually, they raped me."

The First topic is....

"BAD THINGS TO SAY WHEN RUNNING FOR US PRESIDENCY"

[jlastergolf]

Hello I'm Winford Brimley

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I'll shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD! (Evil Laughter)

(Cough) (Audience chuckles)

[grapebuy789]

I will make America great again by cutting funds to pretty much everything in order to save money.

[fanfromflorida]

Points go to grapebuy789, 2 points per every topic the panelists win by the way

SCORES
jlastergolf-4
grapebuy789-9
Sam-0

"BAD THINGS TO SAY TO A PARENT OF AN AUTISTIC CHILD"

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(ahem) (I linger a foot, audience chuckles)





I think you send him to school on Saturdays and Sundays if he doesn't shut up.

[jlastergolf]

For reasons I won't get to far in to I feel the need to disqualify myself from this scene

[grapebuy789]

Like Jonathan, the same goes for me. I'm sorry.

[fanfromflorida]

Ok, I will respect that.

Sam receives the points this time

Jonathan-4
grapebuy789-9
Sam-2

Final topic is....
"UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON SURVIVOR"

SPOILER: Click to show

{CONTEXT}
A show where a group of people are stranded on an island together most build a new society while also voting each other out of the game.

[grapebuy789]

I don't need the money. I'm here just to show how macho I am and to get laid.

[jlastergolf]

Does this buff make me look fat?

[Deleted]

(Pretending to shower like a woman)

Yeah, just keep the camera there, you naughty boy (winks)!

[jlastergolf]

Next time on Celebrity Survivor: *enter Colin Mochrie* Colin, you have no your chance to snuff so instead we must snuff your bald head. The tribe has spoken

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(I join in by mimicking the buzzer)

[fanfromflorida]

Points go to jlastergolf but it won't be enough because with nine points grapebuy789 wins their second game in a row! See if anyone can take him out next time on Mock the Week! Until then this is fanfromflorida reminding you that if you see a goth kid in the therapist's office at a public school, you're probably going to hear about a school shooting on the news tomorrow night. Anyway, I have Ariana Grande tickets, her concerts are the bomb!