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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 12, 2017 6:29:02 GMT -5
The only thing I'm going to say is this will be very interesting. For now, I'll keep eating my cookies. *eats cookies*
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 12, 2017 7:41:25 GMT -5
All right James, everyone's ready so I will now ask for your response to this question. My blind date was so wild. She was so wild that during the course of our date, she BLANKed her own ear.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2017 8:41:37 GMT -5
I'm gonna go the Van Gogh route here! Cut it off!
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 13, 2017 12:56:56 GMT -5
Cut it off he says. (mixed reaction from the audience) That could work, but let's see what our panel said. Kevin, I'll start with you first.
Kevin: She attacked a wild animal and (ATE) her own ear. (buzzer)
Me: Sounds pretty disgusting. Sam, over to you.
Sam: Hard one to figure out... I've said she... (Flips card around) (Reared) (buzzer)
Me: That works too, although I can't imagine how anyone would rear their own ear. Bill, you're up next.
Bill: Wild people think they can do just about anything, right? Well, I say that was such a wild date, because this is what she did to her ear... (shows card) BLEW IN (buzzer)
Me: Taking a page out of the Big Bad Wolf playbook. I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your ear in. (audience laughs) All right, nothing from the top row so let's see if we have better luck from the bottom row.
Frank: On some dates, I know couples like to bite each other's ears. Your wild date decided to change the pace and bite her own ear. (buzzer)
Me: That would leave a mark for sure. Pat, your turn at the plate.
Pat: Well, good action, not the right place, not the right time. (Shows card) "LICKED" (buzzer)
Me: Even more disgusting than eating the ear. Last chance for cutting off the ear. Matt, what answer do you have for us?
Matt R: Talked (buzzer)
Me: Sounds kind of creepy. Well we had a variety of interesting answers, but no matches. Matt B, let's see if we can change that with your Round 1 question. The salesman said “That caterpillar must be an athlete! He just purchased 100 sneakers and a BLANK" (audience laughs)
Matt B, wait until the stars have PMed their answers to me before I call on you
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Post by mringgenberg on Apr 13, 2017 13:22:15 GMT -5
(inserts card into slot)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2017 13:24:30 GMT -5
(Confused) Anyone stumped on this question?
(writes answer and inserts card into slot)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 14, 2017 10:50:28 GMT -5
I need Pat's answer now.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 14, 2017 13:38:57 GMT -5
Everyone's in, so here's the question again for Mr. Bingel. The salesman said “That caterpillar must be an athlete! He just purchased 100 sneakers and a BLANK"
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 14, 2017 14:36:36 GMT -5
A jock
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Post by koopakid17 on Apr 16, 2017 21:57:01 GMT -5
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 18, 2017 18:25:04 GMT -5
A jock he says. Well let's see what our panel had to say starting with Kevin.
Kevin: If it's an athletic centipede, he'd have bought all those sneakers and... (A REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LONG SINGLET) (buzzer)
Me: I have no idea what a singlet is, but I know it's not a match. Sam, let's see what you came up with.
Sam: Another tricky question... I've said: (flips card) I don't know what size caterpillar we're talking about, Big or Small? (buzzer)
Me: I don't think size really matters. Bill, do you have jock on your card?
Bill: The world's fastest caterpillar bought up 100 sneakers and this... (shows card) ROCKET BOOSTER (buzzer; audience cheers)
Me: Now that would be the answer I would have gone with if I were playing. Frank, over to you know.
Frank: Athletes sure tend to buy sneakers. I would say the caterpillar who is an athlete would also buy 100 baseball bats. (buzzer)
Me: So he's a multi sport athlete then. Nothing wrong with that. After all, Dion Sanders played baseball and football in the 90s. Pat, what does your card read?
Pat: Ah... I... Honestly, just boo me. (Shows card) "Treadmill" (buzzer; audience boos)
Me: And the boo birds come out already. Last chance for jock, Matt.
Matt R: Stopwatch (buzzer)
Me: And that completes the comparison. (MG main theme) No score after round one, back after this. (Fade to commercial)
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 18, 2017 18:30:13 GMT -5
This game is already getting interesting. Time to start drinking. *drinks Mike's Hard Lemonade*
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Post by Bill Skinner on Apr 20, 2017 22:43:52 GMT -5
This is why I enjoy playing these games! Enjoy a nice, big, juicy New York strip steak on me!  |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 21, 2017 6:30:04 GMT -5
I'll take that deal. I love me a good steak.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 21, 2017 13:48:06 GMT -5
(Back to the studio)
No score yet, but maybe things will change as we get into round two. James, you are up again to select A or B
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 14:09:07 GMT -5
A Mark
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 21, 2017 14:12:31 GMT -5
Going with A and everyone plays this one. (I look at the card) Okay, I think we're going to have fun with this. Dumb Dora is so dumb.
Everyone: How dumb is she?!
Me: She's so dumb that she thinks Poke Balls are BLANK balls. (audience laughs; think music begins)
James, wait until the stars have PMed their answers to me before I call on you
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Post by patpun2016 on Apr 21, 2017 19:05:54 GMT -5
Hmm a lot of Pokemon questions lately. (Inserts card)
I choose you, Donald... Er... Duck!
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 21, 2017 19:44:34 GMT -5
And I choose Cookie Monster! *eats cookie like Cookie Monster*
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Post by mringgenberg on Apr 21, 2017 20:34:59 GMT -5
(inserts card into slot)
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Post by Bill Skinner on Apr 22, 2017 0:10:12 GMT -5
Somewhere out there, Gene Rayburn is smiling... (inserts card into slot)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 23, 2017 11:42:54 GMT -5
Everyone's in so I will call on James for his answer. Dumb Dora is so dumb. She's so dumb that she thinks Poke Balls are BLANK balls.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2017 14:36:12 GMT -5
Basketballs
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 25, 2017 15:53:32 GMT -5
(Mixed reactions) Well, basketballs are similar in color to Poke Balls. But let's see what the panel says as we begin the answer checking with Kevin.
Kevin: She hasn't heard of Pokémon but I still can't say I blame her. Those balls you catch them in? She thinks they're (MEAT) balls. (buzzer)
Me: I think I recall an episode from the Indigo season of the anime where Ash tried catching a Primeape with a rice ball. As you would expect, it didn't work. So if rice balls wouldn't work, then neither would meat balls. Sam, let's go over to you.
Sam: She thought it was (flips card) Tennis Balls. (buzzer)
Me: That would certainly make a Pokemon athletic, wouldn't it? Bill, over to you.
Bill: I never really caught on to the Pokémon phenomenon, because it's way too advanced for my time. Well, as dumb as she is, to her a Poke ball is the kind you see every Christmas... (shows card) A JINGLE BALL. (buzzer; I start singing)
Me: Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way. (audience boos) Obviously this audience doesn't like my singing. Over to the bottom row now as we go to Frank.
Frank: Dora really must be dumb. She thought those Poke balls were Donald Trump's balls. (buzzer; audience applauds)
Me: Audience, how many of you are Donald Trump supporters? (Only a scattered few raise their hands) Figures. Pat, on to you.
Pat: Yep, there's red on one side, white on another, if you see one side, one will think they were (card)"SNOOKER" balls. (buzzer)
Me: Close, but no cigar. Matt R, last chance for basketballs.
Matt R: Koosh balls (buzzer)
Me: Nothing there for James, but let's see if Matt B has better luck with his question. (I take the card from the slot) Everybody plays, and the questions is as follows. Peter Pan said “Don’t tell a soul Captain, but the fairy we thought was Tinkerbell is really BLANK" (audience laughs; think music plays)
Matt B, wait until the stars have PMed me their answers before I call on you
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Post by Bill Skinner on Apr 25, 2017 22:21:59 GMT -5
I'll bet someone on this panel gets a match here...
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Post by mringgenberg on Apr 25, 2017 22:29:44 GMT -5
(inserts card)
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 26, 2017 6:18:50 GMT -5
This is going to be rather interesting.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 26, 2017 13:19:06 GMT -5
Everyone's in, so here's the question again for Matt B. Peter Pan said “Don’t tell a soul Captain, but the fairy we thought was Tinkerbell is really BLANK"
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 26, 2017 13:59:30 GMT -5
Hmm. I have so many ideas for this one, but I will say PAUL BUNYAN
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 26, 2017 14:08:08 GMT -5
(audience boos) The crowd doesn't seem to like that answer, but let's see what happens as we begin with Kevin.
Kevin: Peter had some tricks up her sleeve. I wonder what Captain Hook did when he found out he kidnapped (IVANKA TRUMP) instead of Tinkerbell. (buzzer; I turn and face the camera)
Me: On behalf of the Donald Trump supporters watching, we apologize. Sam, over to you.
Sam: Tinkerbell was really (flips card) Winkerbell. (buzzer)
Me: Never heard of that. Bill, you're next.
Bill: I think it's obvious that Captain Hook has crossed into Ariel's territory, because Tinkerbell is now... (shows card) A MERMAID. (buzzer; I start singing)
Me: Under the sea, under the sea! (Frank boos me; I switch back to my regular voice) Note to self, never sing Disney songs during the show. Frank, you're up.
Frank: Tinkerbell has actually been replaced by a Teletubby. Therefore, it's not Tinkerbell. But it's Tinky Winky. (buzzer)
Me: Frank, I think you and I need to have some drinks after the show. Pat, you're up.
Pat: She's not Tinkerbell, she's something spookier. (Card) "A bunch of floating lights". (buzzer)
Me: That would be pretty creepy. Matt R, last chance for Paul Bunyan.
Matt R: Shiny (buzzer)
Me: Still no matches at the end of Round 2. (main theme) Round 3 coming up in a moment. (Fade to commercial)
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