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Post by fdriscoll22 on Sept 22, 2016 13:27:11 GMT -5
That was a really popular book. I'll agree.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 22, 2016 23:02:48 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 22, 2016 23:37:29 GMT -5
*fade in* (commercial cue, cheers and applause, Steven narrates) Steven: Now, back to Greg Palmer and The Hollywood Squares! Greg: Thank you, Steven Anderson. We're back with more of The Hollywood Squares. Frank leads with $1,750 over Lenny's $500. However, this game is worth $2,000 to the winner, and it's also the Secret Square game. Steve, what have we got today? (variant theme plays, Steve reads the prize copy) Today's Secret Square begins with Pinseeker's set of custom-made golf clubs. Featuring stainless-steel woods and fashioned radius sole irons and a deluxe staff bag from Pinseeker!
Jules Jurgensen Gents' Classic Series diamond dial watch! Elegantly styled with 20 genuine diamonds. The Classic Series furnished by Jules Jurgensen.
And this beautiful street scooter! [applause] Cleverly re-interpreting some of the traditional design and technical elements of vintage Vespas of the 1960s, the LXV 150 ie is the result of pure Italian creativity and style. By Piaggio Vespa USA.
And since we are in the city of the US Mint, here is $1,500 in cash! Making today's secret square worth...
    
Back to you, Greg!
(cheers and applause)Greg: OK, Steve. Thank you. Let's show the audience at home who the Secret Square is.  (the Secret Square is revealed for two seconds to the audience, then disappears) Now you know. The challenger goes first, and Lenny, that's you. Pick a square. |
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Post by redrangerdude on Sept 23, 2016 6:25:14 GMT -5
Doug please
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 23, 2016 10:44:33 GMT -5
(cheers and applause)  Doug Morris! From my old show On a Roll. What pop superstar had a starring role in a 1996 remake of a 1947 film originally starring Cary Grant and Loretta Young? |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 23, 2016 13:01:56 GMT -5
Pop superstar? Easy. Don Johnson.
(pause) (scattered laughter)
About a dozen people suddenly the time he was a spokesman for Pepsi.
(scattered groans)
But seriously -- it's gotta be someone we lost way too soon. Whitney Houston.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 23, 2016 13:03:54 GMT -5
Agree or disagree?
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Post by redrangerdude on Sept 23, 2016 16:18:50 GMT -5
That movie would be The Preacher's Wife. I agree.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 23, 2016 18:53:57 GMT -5
Well, first it was The Bishop's Wife, then it was remade into The Preacher's Wife. You're right, it was Whitney Houston. Circle, gets the square! (applause, ding)   Frank, it's your turn. |
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Post by fdriscoll22 on Sept 23, 2016 22:24:48 GMT -5
President Clinton, please.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 23, 2016 23:02:42 GMT -5
 (cheers and applause) President Bill Clinton! Mr. President, your wife is so cock-eyed.... Republicans in Audience: HOW COCK-EYED IS SHE?Greg: She needs two teleprompters. Now, here's the question. Oh, you ought to know this one. Literally translated from French, what does "Ménage à trois" mean? |
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 23, 2016 23:05:59 GMT -5
Greg Palmer's affair with the Doublemint Twins.
Trust me on this one. It's a threesome.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 23, 2016 23:15:51 GMT -5
Well, to your point, Mr. President, I certainly got double my pleasure.
Frank, do you agree or disagree with the President's answer of "a threesome"?
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Post by fdriscoll22 on Sept 23, 2016 23:26:09 GMT -5
I agree.
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 24, 2016 3:05:23 GMT -5
Wow, talk about a "lay" up  |
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 24, 2016 11:31:13 GMT -5
Gilbert (to Pres. Clinton): YOU FOOL!Greg: Literally translated, Ménage à trois in English is "Household of three". Had to say more than threesome there. (buzzer) Circle gets the square. (ding)  And this is a huge break for you, Lenny.  However, it creates a dilemma. Do you go for the Secret Square, or do you go for the win? Pick a square.
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Post by redrangerdude on Sept 24, 2016 15:13:12 GMT -5
Kevin for the win.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 24, 2016 17:04:04 GMT -5
 (bugle charge, gunfire, and ricochet)(cheers and applause)Well, whaddya know? Lenny, you might be able to have your cake and eat it, too. Kevin Kolsen is our Secret Square! If you get this question right, you'll win the golf clubs, the scooter, the helmet and accessories that go with it, the watch, and $1,500 in cash! Plus, you'll get $2,250 added to your score. All right, audience, please do not help in any way. I don't want you to even breathe! We cannot process a new Secret Square question until NBC revives Sabado Gigante. (audience laughs)OK, Kevin, here is the Secret Square question. Who wrote the Dark Tower series? Was it Stephen J. Cannell, Stephen King, or John Grisham? |
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Post by koopakid17 on Sept 24, 2016 22:29:19 GMT -5
*in response to secret square sound effects*
We're under attack! Abandon ship! *ducks under square, then comes out seconds later wearing an army helmet* Is it safe to come out?
Dark Tower? That's something I think Rapunzel should be familiar with.
*laughter*
John Grisham.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 24, 2016 22:51:52 GMT -5
For almost $9,000 in cash and prizes and another $2,250 to your score.....
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Post by redrangerdude on Sept 25, 2016 9:55:17 GMT -5
I disagree. It was King.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 25, 2016 18:38:45 GMT -5
You wanna know something, Lenny? You're right! It was Stephen King! Circle gets the Secret Square and the game! (TPIR clangs and sirens, win cue, cheers and applause) (winning bell sounds, cheers and applause)The clangs and the whoops for $1,500 in cash, a scooter, a watch, and golf clubs? Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads! (scattered laughter)  Well, Lenny, not only do you pick up almost $9,000 in cash and prizes, we add another $250 for the square and another $2,000 for winning the game. That gives you a total of $3,250 and the lead. Congratulations so far.  However, it's not over yet. We're starting a $3,000 game, and Frank, you get to go first. |
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Post by fdriscoll22 on Sept 25, 2016 21:44:31 GMT -5
Uhh, lets go with another fellow liberal, Jon.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 25, 2016 22:43:10 GMT -5
 (cheers and applause, especially from the liberals in the audience) Yes, yes, Jon Darrall, the people's liberal. Jon..... The phrase "banana republic" was first coined by O. Henry in reference to what country? |
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Post by jmdarrall on Sept 26, 2016 13:23:40 GMT -5
Oh, that's easy...Gapland!
(Slight laughter, some booing)
Ooof, that one went over some heads, I suspect. Better play it straight, then.
I think he was referring to PANAMA.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 26, 2016 13:50:57 GMT -5
Agree or disagree?
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Post by fdriscoll22 on Sept 26, 2016 15:56:03 GMT -5
I'll disagree.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 27, 2016 14:04:02 GMT -5
It was Honduras. X, gets the square! (ding, applause)   Lenny, it's your turn. |
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Post by redrangerdude on Sept 27, 2016 14:42:20 GMT -5
Let's go with Bill C.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 27, 2016 15:04:21 GMT -5
 (cheers and applause) Bill Clinton! The Center Square. Otherwise, this show would've been doomed. Bubba--- What is the infirmity of Jake Barnes, the protagonist of The Sun Also Rises? |
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