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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 13, 2016 21:47:26 GMT -5
 They're all set, so James, I will call for your answer now. Bobby said, "When I was younger, my parents locked me in a shed. For years I thought I was a __(BLANK)__." |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2016 23:21:09 GMT -5
Lawnmower?
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 14, 2016 19:00:13 GMT -5
(scattered applause) That probably would have been the first answer I thought of. Tony, what did you say? Tony: *shows card*  A HORSE is a horse... of course, of course. (buzz)(applause) Alright, there's one answer. Matt, how about you? Matt: *flips card*  (buzz)(applause) There's another horse. Kevin? Kevin: At least he didn't have to be milked:  (buzz)(applause) Sam, we're looking for a Lawnmower. Sam: Has to be...(flips Card)  (buzz)(applause) Another Horse, Raymond, what's your answer? Raymond: *flips card*  (buzz)(laughter and applause) Well, Raymond was on the right track, but sadly not match. Billy, let's wrap this question up.  Billy: What? (buzz)(laughter)  Here we are at the end of Round 1 and we have no score. We'll hopefully get a match or two in the next round... I hope. We'll be back after these messages. (cheers and applause) (MAIN THEME) |
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 16, 2016 16:33:08 GMT -5
*fade from commercial* Welcome back! (I push a button, revealing Round 2 questions)  The score is tied. Since Lenny went first in our last round, James you'll go first now. A or B? |
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 17, 2016 20:45:00 GMT -5
BUMP for James.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2016 1:12:59 GMT -5
A
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 19, 2016 11:27:36 GMT -5
 Everyone will play again.  Here is the question... Martin the Mumbler went to the job fair. Someone said to Martin, "Hey, you should look for work as a __(BLANK)__."(laughter) (THINK CUE 3) |
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 19, 2016 19:11:33 GMT -5
Alright James, they're all done. Martin the Mumbler went to the job fair. Someone said to Martin, "Hey, you should look for work as a __(BLANK)__." |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2016 20:17:10 GMT -5
A talk show host?
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 20, 2016 19:22:04 GMT -5
(laughter, light applause) Tony: The only job Martin could find... *shows card*  (buzz)(applause) Tony: Time to clean things up!
(laughter)
Matt, what is your response?
Matt: *shows card*
(buzz)
(applause)
Kevin, over to you.
Kevin: Cleanup on aisle six! Of course, he'd just mumble it.
(buzz)
Sam, we come to you.
Sam: Easy as lemon pie! (Flips Card)
(buzz)
Raymond?
Raymond: *shows card*
(buzz)
(laughter & applause)
That was my answer. Billy, let's wrap this one up.
Billy: Woohoo!
(buzz)
I thought you had a good answer James, sadly you didn't match anyone this time again.
Lenny's question will come soon |
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 21, 2016 12:44:50 GMT -5
 Alright Lenny, here comes your question. Everyone play again. Dumb Dora is the world's worst cook. She has to use a recipe just to make __(BLANK)__. (laughter) (THINK CUE 4) |
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 22, 2016 12:50:27 GMT -5
They're all set Lenny. Dumb Dora is the world's worst cook. She has to use a recipe just to make __(BLANK)__.
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Post by redrangerdude on Jul 22, 2016 15:03:40 GMT -5
Chicken
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Post by Billy Gardell on Jul 22, 2016 22:30:23 GMT -5
Oh, chicken! Wait a minute, a "chicken"?
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 23, 2016 10:28:57 GMT -5
(scattered groans) Well, I don't know how to respond to that, but let's see if you score a match. Tony: *shows card*  (buzz)Tony: It's what's for dinner. Matt? Matt: *shows card*  (buzz)Kevin, we have come to you. Kevin: She doesn't realize you just have to pour it from a glass.  (buzz)Sam, we're looking for chicken, did you say chicken? Sam: Uh oh, one of those Dora ones....  (buzz)(scattered groans) Sam: What? They were made by cooks too! Raymond? Raymond: *shows card*  (buzz)That's another good answer. With this question, we we're looking for something simple to make without using a recipe. Billy, let's wrap this up. Billy: She is so dumb she had to look for how to make...  (buzz)Well, here we are at the end of round 2. We still don't have any matches. Round 3, our final round right after this. (cheers and applause) (MAIN THEME) |
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 24, 2016 12:45:47 GMT -5
*fade from commercial* Here we go! (I push a button on the toaster, revealing round 3 questions)  Since James went first in round 2, Lenny you'll go first in round 3. |
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Post by redrangerdude on Jul 24, 2016 14:46:54 GMT -5
A please.
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 24, 2016 14:58:45 GMT -5
 Everyone will play yet again. Did you hear that they are making Monopoly games based off the presidential candidates? *a few laughs* The first game will be based on Hillary Clinton. On the go to jail card, it says you are going to jail with __(BLANK)__ charges. (laughter) (THINK CUE 2) |
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 25, 2016 12:25:54 GMT -5
Billy's about finished... Now we're set. Lenny, I need your response. They're making Monopoly games based off the presidential candidates?
The first game will be based on Hillary Clinton. On the go to jail card, it says you are going to jail with __(BLANK)__ charges. |
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Post by redrangerdude on Jul 25, 2016 17:29:21 GMT -5
Email scandal charges
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 25, 2016 17:54:11 GMT -5
(applause) That's a good one. Tony, we'll begin this one with you... Tony: To the Walk of Shame... *shows card* Fraud charges.  -------------------------------------------------------------------------- (long pause) Judge: We can not match that because we can't find a direct connection between the two. (buzz)(light groans and boos) Let's not riot now. Matt? Matt: *shows card*  (buzz)Kevin? Kevin: Considering the trouble the DNC is in... *shows card*  (buzz)Sam, we're coming to you. We're looking for Email Scandal Charges. Sam: I think it's....(Flips Card)  (buzz)Raymond: *shows card*  (buzz)Billy, let's try to score a match with you. Billy: Well...  (buzz)(loud groans from the audience) Well Lenny, you could have had a perfect score. Just remember you aren't out of it yet. James, you're question is coming up. |
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 26, 2016 19:55:31 GMT -5
 Alright James, you need 1 to win the game... Weird Willy got a job at KFC. So on his first day he wore a chicken costume. When he walked into the kitchen, the cook __(BLANKED)__ him.(laughter) (THINK CUE 4) |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2016 22:03:05 GMT -5
Heckled?
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Post by koopakid17 on Jul 26, 2016 22:23:27 GMT -5
Here we go again. Everybody stop writing!
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 27, 2016 11:24:20 GMT -5
We will have to throw out this question since James accidentally said a response without all the panelists being ready. We'll throw the question out just to keep the game fair for Lenny.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 27, 2016 14:48:29 GMT -5
(impersonates Donald Trump): James... you're fired!
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 28, 2016 17:08:17 GMT -5
Just waiting for Raymond's response, then we'll be all set.
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 29, 2016 10:36:19 GMT -5
Alright, we'll replace that question... *someone rushes a new question to me* That's $60.00 for that camera appearance. (laughter) Here is the new question stars... Old Man Perrywinkle said... "I have a new song coming out, it's based off the song "Singing in the Rain." The song is going to be called __(BLANKING)__ in the rain." (laughter) (THINK CUE 1)(stars write) They're all set James, so now here is the question again. Old Man Perrywinkle said...
"I have a new song coming out, it's based off the song "Singing in the Rain." The song is going to be called __(BLANKING)__ in the rain." |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2016 11:17:25 GMT -5
Dancing?
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Post by larsonfan1 on Jul 29, 2016 11:49:40 GMT -5
(light applause) Some of them think your right. Let's see, you need one to win the game... Tony: I see Perrywinkle making millions on his next album. *shows card*  (buzz)(cheers and applause) That's the other good answer. Matt? Matt: *shows card*  (buzz)(applause) Kevin? Kevin: What Old Man Perrywinkle does best:  (buzz)Judge, would Napping match Sleeping? (ding) I just wanted to check our dings to make sure they were working. (laughter) Sam, did you say dancing? Sam: *shows card*  (buzz)Raymond, your up next. Raymond: *shows card*  (buzz)This is the last chance to Match and win the game. Billy: I'll go with what my dad did once, years ago.  (buzz)We have a scoreless tie! I'll tell you what happens with a tie after these important messages. (MAIN THEME)*fade to commercial* |
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