Match Game (CBS) Pilot (END)

[larsonfan1]

Raymond is almost done...


Now we're all ready. Lenny, how do you fill in the blank to this...

Jane the Artist is really weird, she doesn't use paint for her painting's. She uses ________.

[redrangerdude]

I would use ketchup.

[larsonfan1]

*audience applause*

Alright, that's one of the possibilities. Kevin, what was you answer?

Kevin: She's a self-made artist...emphasis on self. *shows card*


*buzz*

*scattered applause and laughter*


Me: That is a good answer Kevin. What's your answer Bill Mcdee?

Bill M: I said... *shows card*


*buzz*

*audience applause*


Me: Alright, another good answer. Now let's go to Bill Skinner.

Bill S: I'm sure there are lots of possibilities for that, but I'm leaning towards something glittery or shiny, namely... (flips card)



*buzz*

*audience applause*


Me: There's another Nail Polish. Sam, Jane the Artist is really weird, she doesn't use paint for her painting's. She uses ________. Lenny said Ketchup, do you have a Ketchup on your card Sam?

Sam: *shakes head* *shows card*


*buzz*

*scattered applause*


Me: Let's go to Raymond, what did you say?

Raymond: *shows card*


*buzz*

*scattered applause*


Me: Well we're getting closer now, but still not a match. Joe, did you say she was weird enough to use Ketchup?

Joe: She's really weird, that she uses ... *flips card*


*ding, audience applause*


Me: Well Lenny, you matched one celebrity. 

(James' question to come soon.)

[larsonfan1]

Alright James, here is your question.

Unlucky Laurie said, "I just won the world's worst contest. The prize for first place is spending a week with _____."

*** LAUGHTER ***

*** THINK CUE #2 ***


(Panelists please PM your responses and James don't reply until everyone is finished)

[larsonfan1]

Just waiting on two answers, Kevin's and one from Bill S.

[larsonfan1]

Kevin is almost done...



Alright James, how do you fill in the blank to this question?

Unlucky Laurie said, "I just won the world's worst contest. The prize for first place is spending a week with _____."

[Deleted]

Justin Bieber?

[larsonfan1]

*audience laughs, some boo and groan.*

Me: That is a possibility, let's see if you get a Justin Bieber from Kevin.

Kevin: I've got someone who's personable...ah, who am I kidding?
*shows card*


*buzz*

*audience cheers*


Me: I see the answer our audience liked. Bill Mcdee, do you have Justin Bieber?

Bill M: *shows card*


*buzz*

*audience laughs*


Me: That would be bad. Now Bill Skinner, what did you say?

Bill S: Who else? (flips card)



*buzz*

*audience cheers*


Me: Another Trump. Sam, Unlucky Laurie said, "I just won the world's worst contest. The prize for first place is spending a week with _____." James said Justin Bieber, what did you say?

Sam: I agree with some of our other panelists... *shows card*


*buzz*

*audience cheers*


Me: Raymond, did you say Justin Bieber?

Raymond: I know if it was me I wouldn't wanna spend time with... *shows card*


*buzz*

*audience laughs, some groan and boo*


Me: Okay Joe, let's wrap this question up.

Joe: I would never subject a Top Card contestant to this... *shows card*


*buzz*


Me: Alright James, no matches during this round. The score is 1 to nothing in Lenny's favor.

Me: Round 2 in a moment or so, but right now we have these messages for you.

** MAIN THEME **


*fade to commercial*

[larsonfan1]

*fade from commercial*

Welcome back to the Match Game. The score is one to nothing. Let's move to round 2.

*I push a button on the toaster machine, revealing Round 2 questions.*


Lenny, since you're in the lead, you have the choice of A or B.

[billmcdee]

Well I'll say this for Mr. Trump, not only did he get a record setting number of votes during the primary, but he was voted the most by the Match Game panel too!    LOL

[redrangerdude]

Let's go with B. (BTW, I would've chosen Trump too.)

[larsonfan1]

Lenny says he wants B, so let's go with B.


Everyone but Joe plays.


Here is the question,

Lucille said, "I've made a mistake marrying Weird Willy. Instead of living in a nice beach house, we live in a __(BLANK)__ house.


*** LAUGHTER ***

*** THINK CUE #3 ***

[larsonfan1]

Alright Lenny, everyone is done. What is your answer?

Lucille said, "I've made a mistake marrying Weird Willy. Instead of living in a nice beach house, we live in a __(BLANK)__ house."

[redrangerdude]

An out house

[larsonfan1]

*audience cheers*

Me: That was the only answer I could think of. Kevin, what did you say?

Kevin: Will my has his ways. If he's going to get clean, he may as well live here. *flips card*


*buzz*

*scattered applause*


Me: Next up is Bill Mcdee. Bill, what did you say?

Bill M: *flips card*


*ding, applause*

Me: There's a match for Lenny. Now Bill Skinner.

Bill S: You know, there's just one thing that stuck out to me, so to speak. With that being said... (flips card)


*ding, applause*

Me: That's another match. Lenny now has 3. Sam we come to you. 

Sam: Uh oh, hard one this....I'll have to say: *flips card but dropped it*

*laughter*

Sam: Oops! Sorry! Here,


*buzz*

*scattered applause*


Me: Some humor there, but no match sadly. Raymond, let's wrap this one up.

Raymond: *flips card*


*buzz*

*audience groan and boo*


Me: A Whale. Okay, Lenny is up to 3 now. 

(James' question to come soon)

[larsonfan1]

Alright James, here is your question. Everyone will play.

Did you hear about the mad scientist who crossed a man with a bee?

Audience & Panel: No. Tell us about it.

Now he's got the only man in the world who ___(BLANKS)___.

[Deleted]

Buzzes and talks?

[GameShowNetwork]

(From my director's chair): Everyone on the panel who's playing this question, put your pens down!

[Deleted]

d***! I did it again!

[Deleted]

(Rips his card in shreds and tosses them in the air pretending to be angry.)

He pulled a Bert Convy!

[koopakid17]

*eats my card*

What? I'm getting my fiber intake for the day!

[bowlerraymond]

*makes it rain with my answer*

[Deleted]

Um...guys it's not okay to be raging about! But okay! (Rips his card up)

[billmcdee]

Actually I'm glad this happened, I had trouble fitting my answer "POLLINATES" on the card anyway

[larsonfan1]

Luckily I always carry an extra question with me.

(I will PM the stars the question, once they all have answered I will post the question here.)

[billmcdee]

Answer submitted Captain!

[larsonfan1]

Alright, here is the question...

Me: Dumb Donald is so dumb.

Audience: How dumb was he?

Me: He was so dumb, that he hired a barber to trim his ___(BLANK)___.

*laughter*

*Think Cue #1*




Alright James, they are finished. Here is the question again...

Dumb Donald is so dumb. He hired a barber to trim his ___(BLANK)___.

What is your answer?

[Deleted]

Bald head?

[larsonfan1]

*audience applause, some moan and groan.*

Me: That's a logical answer. Kevin, what is your response?

Kevin: That barber better be a doctor.
.. *shows card*


*buzz*

*cheers and laughter*


Me: Ouch! That would hurt. Bill McDee, what is your answer.

Bill M: I said... *holds up card*

Bill M: His Poodle... *holds up card*

Bill M: Named Fifi.

*buzz*

*laughter*


Me: Bill Skinner, your answer please.

Bill S: I'm sure that this is going to be painful... (flips card)


*buzz*

*cheers*


Me: Another one of those. Sam, we are looking for a bald head from you.

Sam: It's silly and it's painful, so DON'T TRY IT AT HOME! (flips card)


*buzz*

*cheers*


Me: Another one of those. Raymond, did you say bald head?

Raymond: *shows card*


*buzz*

*cheers*


Me: Joe let's go to you. James is looking to hopefully match someone before round 3. Will you match him?

Joe: This can be open to interpretation.... *shows card*


*buzz*

*scattered cheers*





At the end of round 2, Lenny is ahead three to nothing. James, don't give up hope yet because we have one more round to go. We'll be back after these messages that might interest you, so please watch. 

*** MAIN THEME ***


*fade to commercial*

[larsonfan1]

*fade from commercial*

Here we go on to round 3!
*I push a button, revealing round 3 questions*


Lenny, you're still ahead. Do you want A or B?