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Post by Bill Skinner on Jun 3, 2016 12:26:04 GMT -5
ERIN: Let's move on to Hole 22. And remember, you will add to your winnings whatever you get here. What are we going to add to that?
$500
...$500 more!
ding!
And you now have $75,500 total. You can quit right now, or continue to add some more, knowing that you could also get either 1/2 Cash or Lose it All. So what's your decision?
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Post by bowlerraymond on Jun 3, 2016 13:29:04 GMT -5
go on
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Post by Bill Skinner on Jun 3, 2016 14:04:56 GMT -5
ERIN: Next up is Hole 34. As long as it's not anything bad, you will be fine. Are we going to add any more money to it?
$250
Yes, we are! $250 more...
ding!
...for a total of $75,750. Is that enough for you, or are you going to try for more?
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Post by bowlerraymond on Jun 3, 2016 14:13:48 GMT -5
more please
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Post by Bill Skinner on Jun 3, 2016 14:27:49 GMT -5
ERIN: On we go to Hole 12. How much are we going to add to your winnings this time?
$250
Another $250!
ding!
And now you have $76,000. How do you feel about that? Continue or stop?
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Post by bowlerraymond on Jun 3, 2016 14:38:15 GMT -5
go on
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Post by Bill Skinner on Jun 3, 2016 14:42:07 GMT -5
ERIN: You just don't know when to quit, don't you? Well, let's take a peek into Hole 46. And in there, we're going to find out that you have won...
$10,000
...hey, look at this, $10,000!
(multiple dings)
That means you now have a grand total of $86,000, with two holes to go. Are you going to take the money and run, or are you going to try for even more?
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Post by bowlerraymond on Jun 3, 2016 14:53:17 GMT -5
Keep going.
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Post by Bill Skinner on Jun 3, 2016 15:00:20 GMT -5
ERIN: Hole 6 is next, and you know that there'd still danger lurking about, don't you? If you don't get one of these, you'll be bound to take home a lot of cash today. Let's see how much this is worth.
$750
It's another $750...
ding!
...and you now have $86,750! Only one more hole remains, and you have a lot of money on the line. Would you like to quit now, or look into that last hole?
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Post by bowlerraymond on Jun 3, 2016 15:16:48 GMT -5
look at the last hole
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Post by Bill Skinner on Jun 3, 2016 15:44:24 GMT -5
ERIN: You're doing so well so far, with your $86,750. But beware of those two dangers that are still out there; best of luck to you. Your final selection was Hole 41, and we have yet to see something bad. A 1/2 Cash will slash your money to $43,375, which is still a lot of money regardless, and a Lose It All means you will leave with nothing. However, the $21,970 that you won earlier is guaranteed cash, so at least you will leave with that. Now what do we find in that last hole? Is it a good thing, or is it a bad thing? And according to this slip, I can tell you right now that it is...LOSE IT ALL...bad!(foghorn)(groans from audience)There goes your $86,750, out of the window! But if it's any consolation, you still have your $21,970 guaranteed cash...$21,970...and I hope you had fun playing our first episode. (Punch Card Theme) Well, that's it for our first-ever edition of Punch Card. I'm Erin Harris, saying thanks for watching, and I hope we'll see you next time, right here on the all-new Punch Card. For now, though, so long, everybody!(end credits roll) GEORGE: This is George Gray speaking for Punch Card, a production of Bill's Game Shack!
(Mods, this is now ready for the Archives.)
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Post by bowlerraymond on Jun 3, 2016 16:13:13 GMT -5
ERIN: You're doing so well so far, with your $86,750. But beware of those two dangers that are still out there; best of luck to you. Your final selection was Hole 41, and we have yet to see something bad. A 1/2 Cash will slash your money to $43,375, which is still a lot of money regardless, and a Lose It All means you will leave with nothing. However, the $21,970 that you won earlier is guaranteed cash, so at least you will leave with that. Now what do we find in that last hole? Is it a good thing, or is it a bad thing? And according to this slip, I can tell you right now that it is...LOSE IT ALL...bad!(foghorn)(groans from audience)There goes your $86,750, out of the window! But if it's any consolation, you still have your $21,970 guaranteed cash...$21,970...and I hope you had fun playing our first episode. (Punch Card Theme) Well, that's it for our first-ever edition of Punch Card. I'm Erin Harris, saying thanks for watching, and I hope we'll see you next time, right here on the all-new Punch Card. For now, though, so long, everybody!(end credits roll) GEORGE: This is George Gray speaking for Punch Card, a production of Bill's Game Shack!
(Mods, this is now ready for the Archives.) I would like to nominate this for next years NGA's for most painful moment. |
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