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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 3, 2016 22:49:50 GMT -5
(scattered cheers) Are we talking SEAL Team Six? (ding; audience applause)Yes indeed. All right, John, a Crag will give you the match. A straight or better gets you awfully close. Let's roll those dice. (rolling sfx)There they go. Stop them when you're ready, John. (ding)Stop on a 2. (ding)Stop on a 1. (ding)And stop on another 2. Well 2-1-2 -- 5 points or another roll?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2016 23:12:09 GMT -5
Reroll em, bossman. (DED)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 4, 2016 7:52:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 12:23:47 GMT -5
G.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 4, 2016 14:11:39 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 4, 2016 20:13:34 GMT -5
John Lopez has just swept another match. He's done well in the main games. But here in BonusVille, luck's not been kind. We hope luck's great this time -- because he had a great chance at winning $1,000,000. (audience cheers)John, please say hello to Diana, our dice girl du jour. She has your Super Crag dice. The dice in the cup are smaller -- but the stakes are bigger. Since you picked up $5000 from the winner's board... (ding)... we seed the pot with a different $5000. Every time you want to play Super Crag, you roll all three dice -- and if it's a safe roll, you'll win more money based on the roll's value in hundreds of dollars. All the 20-point straights are worth $2000 each, the triples $2500 each, 13 in any combination pays $2600 -- *BUT* if that combination of 13 has a pair of a particular number in it, that's a Crag for $5000. (audience cheers)A $5000 Crag plus the $5000 head start in the pot would make for a $10,000 pot. John, if at any time you have *exactly* $10,000 in the pot, you win the mega bonus of $1,000,000. (audience cheers)(rolling sfx)*But* if you end up with more than $10,000, you'll still win a nice payoff in the form of the super bonus. And tonight's super bonus is... (dings; audience cheers)...$55,000. Now -- John -- you're aware of the bad news. I'm under contract to bring this up... (Diana pulls cube from cup to reveal...) ...the dreaded gremlin. (scattered groans and boos) Should the gremlin come up on any roll, you lose everything in the pot and the game is over. So after a safe roll, you get a chance to stop. *If* you'd like, you may stop right now, take the $5000 and run without rolling -- or risk it all on a roll of the dice and try to win a big bonus -- would that it's the million. How do you play it? (audience shouts suggestions) (John, if you want to play, please respond with "I'll go for it" or something to that effect and a number from 1-100. Remember, you'll see the result of that roll from list of 100 dice rolls from randomizer.org. The longer you want to play and succeed in avoiding the gremlin, we go further down the list from that starting point. If we reach the 100th roll in the list and you're still in business, we'll go to the first roll in the list and proceed.)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 23:45:25 GMT -5
I'll roll with it (59)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 5, 2016 13:51:39 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: Gonna make like Steve Winwood and roll with it. Diana: We want a Crag, don't we audience? (audience cheers and starts to chant, "Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag!") Doug: When you're ready -- roll 'em, John. Good luck. (audience still chants, "Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag! Crag!") (John shakes up bucket; pours dice down ramp) (mix of cheers and groans from the crowd) Not a Crag -- but a low straight for $2000. Seven large in the pot, John. Any straight and a 10-point roll make you a millionaire. Care to stop and keep the money -- or risk it all on your next roll? (audience cheers)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 14:40:32 GMT -5
Let's move on.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 5, 2016 21:34:52 GMT -5
All right, anything but a gremlin. (John shakes up bucket; pours dice down ramp) (dings; alarm sounds; audience cheers; win music plays)Crag! You get the super bonus! Wellllll -- if only this roll came up the first time, you'd have the million. But still, winning $55,000 *and* the $12,000 pot has got to make you a happy man, right?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 22:24:08 GMT -5
Well, at least I'm unlucky no more!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 6, 2016 20:10:27 GMT -5
Well you are quite the antithesis of unlucky right now. John, I hope you like round numbers -- because we're about to crunch round numbers. The $55,000 bonus and a $12,000 pot join your previous winnings of $29,000. Titusville will have many reasons to be proud of you -- because you've won $96,000. (audience cheers)You've also won three matches in a row. Win the next two and you'll win that Pikachu Toyota and a gas card that will be worth $200,000 on the next show. (audience cheers)We'll be back for more fun on Crag -- after this. (WGYN theme plays; audience applauds)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 8, 2016 21:14:31 GMT -5
Greetings, all. Crag's ready to resume after the professional football game of great importance played on a gridiron.
Since John won the match in a two-game sweep, the only thing that's left on the agenda is an audience game. We'll bypass qualify. First one to respond to this thread, who didn't play in the main game, gets to play.
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Post by Billy Gardell on Feb 8, 2016 21:33:29 GMT -5
(Raises hands) Me, me!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 8, 2016 22:14:35 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Welcome back to Crag: The Numbers Game. We've got some time to spare -- and, believe it or not, a lot of money to spare. We're playin' Trade Up with Billy here. Please welcome him to our show. (audience cheers) Billy, before you play this game, please tell us about yourself.
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Post by Billy Gardell on Feb 9, 2016 8:23:23 GMT -5
An unemployed game show fan from LA!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 9, 2016 8:45:05 GMT -5
Sounds like you could use some money. You could win a lot here, Billy. Here's how we play Trade Up. On the board, we have twelve different amounts of cash randomly hidden behind those numbered spaces. One number hides the top prize of $25,000. (audience cheers) Obviously, lesser amounts are behind each of the remaining ones. But how low those other amounts go is a mystery. In a moment, I'll ask you to pick a number. If you find the $25,000 right off the bat -- or later in the game -- it's game over *and* you win that big payoff. If you find something else, I'll give you a chance to stop and keep that money -- or trade it in for another amount. The big thing to keep in mind: To stay in this game, you have to trade up. If you trade in one amount for a higher one, I'll make that same offer again of stopping with what you have or trade it in for something else. But the moment you trade in one amount of money for a lower amount, it's game over *and* you're stuck with that potentially small payoff. Understand how this works?
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Post by Billy Gardell on Feb 9, 2016 16:33:50 GMT -5
Yes, got it. Let's win the big cash!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 9, 2016 20:22:32 GMT -5
Okay, what number looks good to you?
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Post by Billy Gardell on Feb 10, 2016 0:45:57 GMT -5
Number 9!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 10, 2016 6:53:10 GMT -5
Numbah nine, numbah nine, numbah nine, numbah nine. What's there? (ding) (audience cheers) Nice beginning -- $7500. Now, Billy, do you want to stop and take $7500 -- or trade it in to find a higher amount? (audience shouts suggestions) Remember, if you do find something more than $7500, you're still in business. Find anything less and you have to stay with less.
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Post by Billy Gardell on Feb 10, 2016 8:10:28 GMT -5
I'll do it again!
How about number 7?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 11, 2016 8:48:52 GMT -5
(scattered cheers and woahs) Wow -- $7500 -- a lot of money to trade away. Do you trade up with #7? (ding) (scattered groans and applause) No -- but not too bad a backwards step. Game ends with you taking $5000. Can't be too disappointed.
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Post by Billy Gardell on Feb 11, 2016 18:05:24 GMT -5
That's better than nothing, anyway.
Where's the 25K?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 11, 2016 21:59:10 GMT -5
Impatient, are we? (scattered laughter from the crowd) We're about to reveal where the $25,000 is -- as well as the lowest amount on the board. Where are they? (ding) Number 5 had the big money. And the lowest amount was the $5 bill at 4. Now, we'll play this again sometime. And because we want to maintain some element of mystery, we're not going to reveal the rest of the board. Billy, now that you got $5000, got any plans for the moolah?
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Post by Billy Gardell on Feb 12, 2016 8:50:05 GMT -5
Well, that would cover a dinner with my family.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 12, 2016 22:42:18 GMT -5
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